I fucking live off cocaine
i am thinking about how hard it would be to use a laptop with one hand
I have that mental disorder where I'm compelled to chop off a limb.
My elbow is really bothering me.
I masturbate with my elbows.
I wish it would rain.
I need some monthafuckin nostalgia... or I'm an emo.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
I've got hairy balls
I hate my room
i got trash evrywhere in my room
I don't fully understand this thread.
My ears hurt.
me anus hurts
i like bum
He likes elder women.
I am awesome.
He said I was awesome.
I poop blood.
I put something sharp in my arse
I'm bored
I'm done fapping
I'm taking a bath
Masturbating while taking a bath
Gabe Newell is the bestest
I fucking love Gaben.
I'm tired as hell.
I just spent six hours crawling about a man's anus, and boy was it worth it!
This world is a terrible, terrible place.
everyone hates me
I'm thirsty
I love semen
I'm straight...
Im lesbian...
Well shit, I'm late for my dentist appointment
I'm british
I like pokemon
I'm still a bit classy, apart from my general candy-assness
School's out!
Well my cock is.
I [I]do[/I] care about you. Honest.
The amount of shit I don't give about you cannot be expressed by human vocabulary.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Go fuck yourself
I am a Liberal arts major
I'm currently listening to rap.
I am living in tha ghetto.
I'm bored outta my God damn mind.
[QUOTE=Dynex223;34385998]The amount of shit I don't give about you cannot be expressed by human vocabulary.
[/QUOTE]
Fucking. [I]Bingo.[/I]
My fuck buddy left early, I have 20 minutes until the wife gets back.
I know my way around Glasgow more than my home city.
I know how to make love to women with a knife
I love seafood
I'm homeless so I feed on barnacles stuck to ship hulls.
Reading is for gaylords. I'd rather smoke weed.
I'm a thick-as-shit guy who is so insecure about his masculinity that I have to get absolutely baked to take my mind off it
I'm Welsh
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