[QUOTE=Zakkin;32581445]My friend said he wanted to do some pokemon trades.
Fucker stole my lvl 100 torterra.[/QUOTE]
Forget my robbery, we need to find this fucker and hang him from a post, ASAP.
When I was a child, I had this blue motorcycle toy. Some fucker stole it.
[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;32583163]When I was a child, I had this blue motorcycle toy. Some fucker stole it.[/QUOTE]
the horror
A guy managed to open my garage and steal my old ass computer, I figured they took it to sell off the parts.
My dad got held up and had his I.D and credit cards stolen
Grandparents got mugged on a vacation to the keys.
I stole a coupon to mcdonalds from the guidance counselor's office while she was out copying something
I'm a monster
[QUOTE=kwk;32579142]my story is a bit sad, as well...
Let me start off:
Last night, sometime before 10:30PM EST, some person(s) managed to break into and steal my heart, and my virginity. I'm currently looking into my ex-girlfriends to see if at least some of them can come over for a threesome, but it's not looking too well. Thankfully the person who stole my heart made me breakfast and stayed the next morning. They took all of the pancakes, eggs, and other frozen goods they could find and made a great breakfast. Judging from the fact that they salted my eggs, put a smiley face in syrup on my hotcakes, and the orange juice led me to believe they are great in cooking, which leads me to believe it was either a chef that i had a one night stand with or they were good at cooking.. They also didn't stay too long, for they left lots of things untouched (such as my dildo in my drawer, which most "naughty" people usually take some of before they leave). I got home around 10:30PM EST on sat., from the movies,with my lover, a barking dog and lots of condoms. I rushed into my room with my gay lover and had great sex (if they had touched ANY of my animals I would make it my life's work to find this person again and have the animals join again - I cared not for my body at this point). I called 911 and asked for the police to join. they came around 11:00PM EST, they asked me questions to which I answered to the best of my ability. After they penetrated my body I went back inside, took a nice hot (calming) shit, locked all the doors, and went to bed with my man.
The next day (today) I woke around 9:00AM EST and proceeded to shower with him, I got out and got dressed, then proceeded to have hot gay sex(again). Around 12:00PM EST I left to go to the pharmacy to get more condoms and I managed to get a 12 pack for a reasonable price. I then go to the pound house to find a large dildo than I have now (a 10 inch purple one). I found one. It's a mix between a dragon penis and a labrador penis that came from Puerto Rico because of the hurricane, the most lovable little thing, and best of all it vibrates. I plan to pick it up tomorrow, I'm glad its getting a good home(my anus). After I got home I find my gay lover to be gone. I am sad now, for now i can no longer use my magical dildo.
Sorry if this seems too formal, I can't be too opinionated at the moment (far too stressed). I may update it later with some actual opinion on what has happened, other than to fuck more guys.
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What the fuck am I reading
[QUOTE=GhostProject;32583848]What the fuck am I reading[/QUOTE]
A really bad version of Prince of BellAir.
I stole a clear lego brick from first grade, that shit just wont leave me.
My car was stolen for the third time about a year ago. It had gone through two owners beforehand (my dad and my sister) and each owner has had it stolen once. I have no doubt that when I hand it down to my little brother, It'll get stolen from him too.
The week before it was stolen, I'd just installed a new stereo system, and had a brand new iPod touch, which were taken.
The carjacker also tore my dashboard to shit, and until I can find a new dashboard, and someone to install it, it's being held up by duct tape.
[QUOTE=Ban Camp;32580086] And dumped soapy water on every game and game console.[/quote]
What the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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I stole a little frog from my kindergarten when i was little, then felt bad and returned it a week later. :smug:
My brother lost his wallet full of around 200 dollars at dark night in the parkinglot of walmart.
Oh, and as a kid, I wanted to get sour skittles. So I kelt nudging my mother, trying to get her attention, but she wouldn't listen. I thought "Okay, i'll put it in my pocket for now, and ask again at the check-out."
We finish up, get in the car, and me, remembering, pull it out. "Mom, I think i stole some skittles." She looked at me with an angry expression, to which I began pleading "IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWARE! I LEFT IT IN MY POCKET PLEASE DON'T BE MAD!" She sakd "Okay, no point im returning it now, just eat it." Me, wanting to do the right thing, said "But mom, it's not mine, Can i run in and return it? Please?" She simply tells me NOT to return it, and eat it now. Which I did.
Haunts me to this day.
The skittle stealer
Some of my brother's friends stole my DS and my pokemon diamond. They also took half his games while his back was turned.
i was with a guy in morrisons on my college induction day buying food for lunch, we leave and he has some chocolate and i'm like "when did you buy that?" and he's like "i didn't"
i ate some choco and felt bad for the rest of the day
I stole a cheap PDA from the book fair and then paid for it weeks later.
[QUOTE=inebriaticxp;32599299]My car was stolen for the third time about a year ago. It had gone through two owners beforehand (my dad and my sister) and each owner has had it stolen once. I have no doubt that when I hand it down to my little brother, It'll get stolen from him too.
The week before it was stolen, I'd just installed a new stereo system, and had a brand new iPod touch, which were taken.
The carjacker also tore my dashboard to shit, and until I can find a new dashboard, and someone to install it, it's being held up by duct tape.[/QUOTE]
How the fuck do you not have anti-carjacking items?
I feel bad for ya' man.
I remember stealing like 3 gameboy games from someone, cause they were just pure awesome, they wrote their names on their back and i tried washing it off or something. i was like 7.
i ended up getting caught too. :v:
When i was little,me and my mom were stealing toys from kinder surprises in tesco.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;32600576]How the fuck do you not have anti-carjacking items?
I feel bad for ya' man.[/QUOTE]
Well, A), it's too expensive and B) do you know how easy it is to steal a '98 Honda Civic? Especially in the car's current state, car alarms/lojack/etc. would be a waste of money that I don't have haha
Well there was this one time about a year ago where some kids broke into our minivan. This was around 2 AM, and it seemed like they were looking for valuables (phones, GPS, etc.). They woke up my dad, who opened the front door and scared them off. All they managed to take was a broken VCR that we had in there, and they left a huge plastic bag full of change.
We got more than we lost. :v:
There isn't anything else that I can think of at the moment, other than suspicions of having some of our gas siphoned.
I suppose my story is on the less tragic side than most of yours, but I'll share. I went to boarding school and lived in a dorm, and for anyone who's ever lived in a dorm you know that things get stolen quite often.
Well for me it wasn't a variety of things, it was just one thing. I always amassed a biblical amount of cherry poptarts in my room, usually purchased from Amazon and literally shipped to me by the brick. I was pretty generous if people asked me for one, but once the word started getting out that I had a stockpile of cherry pop-tarts they started disappearing. People would steal those fuckers from me like they were free. One kid even broke into my room (which was locked) just to get his cherry pop-tart fix. I eventually had to lock them up in a safe. Yeah. Cherry pop-tarts.
[QUOTE=Nlogax;32602998]I suppose my story is on the less tragic side than most of yours, but I'll share. I went to boarding school and lived in a dorm, and for anyone who's ever lived in a dorm you know that things get stolen quite often.
Well for me it wasn't a variety of things, it was just one thing. I always amassed a biblical amount of cherry poptarts in my room, usually purchased from Amazon and literally shipped to me by the brick. I was pretty generous if people asked me for one, but once the word started getting out that I had a stockpile of cherry pop-tarts they started disappearing. People would steal those fuckers from me like they were free. One kid even broke into my room (which was locked) just to get his cherry pop-tart fix. I eventually had to lock them up in a safe. Yeah. Cherry pop-tarts.[/QUOTE]
Not sure if I should rate you funny or winner. Went with funny, but I think I'm changing it.
I know it's unrelated, but am I the only one that cannot even comprihend stealing things that are of such value. Maybe it's because i'm a goody goody, but there are so many theives out there and I cannot understand how people could be so heartless.
Also I left my bike on the front verander (My house is in a tiny lane and faces a bridge so no one ever walks past. Woke up one morning and it was gone. The funny thing is i'm almost certain it was probably just some drunk teenagers who rode it for a couple of hours then dumped it in some bushes somewhere.
My 4 yr old bro stole my french fries.
[QUOTE=darcy010;32605229]I know it's unrelated, but am I the only one that cannot even comprihend stealing things that are of such value. Maybe it's because i'm a goody goody, but there are so many theives out there and I cannot understand how people could be so heartless.
Also I left my bike on the front verander (My house is in a tiny lane and faces a bridge so no one ever walks past. Woke up one morning and it was gone. The funny thing is i'm almost certain it was probably just some drunk teenagers who rode it for a couple of hours then dumped it in some bushes somewhere.[/QUOTE]In the world of crime, having a conscience is a weakness
Oh. I thought this thread was going to be about how we stole from others. Damn.
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