[QUOTE=Apelata;27923340]English college is different. :s[/QUOTE]
I'm still pretty sure you can just not show up if you want. My sis did.
"I must have ate something bad, been throwing up all day, sorry won't be coming in."
They can't call that a invalid reason..
Say you have an erection that has lasted over 4 hours when you accidentally took some viagra, and not your migraine pills, and that you have to see a "professional"
Barf up a lung or pass out at the 31 flavors.
10 points if you get the reference.
Tell them that there's a bear in your front yard, and you don't want to risk it.
Tell them that there's a bunch of beer in your front yard, and you just have to risk it.
Just don't say anything and show up the next day saying I oversleept?
Tell them your mother died.
I used 'I just feel a bit ill' everytime
Hint that you have explosive diarrhea, no one will want you in if you will be shitting yourself and they usually accept it pretty quickly since they don't want to talk about how you're shitting.
say that you peed your bed
Family issue.
They're not gonna ask for details.
If they do, say "I'd rather not, sorry."
[QUOTE=kevlar jens;27931235]Family issue.
They're not gonna ask for details.
If they do, say "I'd rather not, sorry."[/QUOTE]
Family issues are not a reasonable excuse to miss work in most cases. They would have to be something really serious like a death in the family or an accident.
It's only College, just don't show up and if anyone rings say you can't make it in today.
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