gentle reminder to brush your teeth and floss regularly, everyone
ive been having real bad games in fortnite
my aim is all over the place :saddowns:
culture and legs but no arms!??!?!??
i will drink from your skull
or will i?
lets find out
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;53167331]gentle reminder to brush your teeth and floss regularly, everyone[/QUOTE]
You're not my real mum
[QUOTE=Novangel;53167465]You're not my real mum[/QUOTE]
but i am
brush your teeth and floss regularly
mommy
Calamari is good with the right dipping sauce
I can't believe it's 2018 and people still need to be told to brush their teeth twice a day. This isn't the 19th century anymore, we figured that shit out 100 years ago guys.....
where's craptasket i want to beat him up
[editline]28th February 2018[/editline]
bring him out
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;53167597]I can't believe it's 2018 and people still need to be told to brush their teeth twice a day. This isn't the 19th century anymore, we figured that shit out 100 years ago guys.....[/QUOTE]
See, a lot of people grew up watching Ren And Stimpy. As such a lot of people saw the one where Ren lost all of his teeth. Therefore a lot of people are foolishly trying to ruin their teeth in an attempt to rake in sweet sweet nerve ending money via The Nerve Ending Fairy.
Seriously though, now a days people need to be reminded to not eat laundry detergent amongst other things that should be common sense. Only natural to have to remind them to brush.
Look at this fool. Sticking a toothbrush up the butt. It's intended to clean the crotch region.
Toothbrushes are designed for the oral cavity, not the rectal cavity. Please do not insert toothbrushes into your anus. Thank you.
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when you hit a perfect waveshine oos
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;53167624]Toothbrushes are designed for the oral cavity, not the rectal cavity. Please do not insert toothbrushes into your anus. Thank you.[/QUOTE]
Also useful when coming up with Shrimp recipes
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[QUOTE=The golden;53167615]Instructions unclear
toothbrush stuck in butthole[/QUOTE]
wait why is your toothbrush in your butthole
you know what forget i asked
[I]where is craptasket[/I]
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unmute me, coward
[QUOTE=The golden;53167615]Instructions unclear
toothbrush stuck in butthole[/QUOTE]
aight usually i can understand mistakes but how did u confuse your mouth with your butthole
NOW instead of snow there is a flood warning in effect for the area for the weekend. Once again cue panicked people stocking up on stuff. At least I managed to get a chicken this time.
[QUOTE=Fox Powers;53167733]aight usually i can understand mistakes but how did u confuse your mouth with your butthole[/QUOTE]
this just made me think of a sick diss but i don't want to diss the golden but at the same time this diss is too damn good to pass up
so i'll spoiler it
[sp]shit comes out of both[/sp]
damn i've never been so conflicted about a diss before
[editline]28th February 2018[/editline]
i feel bad for that but you know i had to do it to em
[QUOTE=_charon;53167670][I]where is craptasket[/I]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/txTiXLQ.png[/img]
unmute me, coward[/QUOTE]
oh i totally forgot
[QUOTE=Craptasket;53167977]oh i totally forgot[/QUOTE]
i fucking knew it
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;53167943]this just made me think of a sick diss but i don't want to diss the golden but at the same time this diss is too damn good to pass up
so i'll spoiler it
[sp]shit comes out of both[/sp]
damn i've never been so conflicted about a diss before
[editline]28th February 2018[/editline]
i feel bad for that but you know i had to do it to em[/QUOTE]
I actually came to the same conclusion and also thought it would be taken in offense if posted.
[QUOTE=SteakStyles;53168014]I actually came to the same conclusion and also thought it would be taken in offense if posted.[/QUOTE]
i regret everything but it's too late, and i'm not some coward who snips posts
[QUOTE=RichyZ;53168018]piss is stored in the balls[/QUOTE]
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