While attempting a world record motorcycle jump with Blind Guardian playing live in the background. At the crescendo of a song Doc Brown from back to the future collides with me in the Delorian midair and we get sent to prehistoric times.
oh btw im dead from the midair collision. sorry doc and einstein.
Protecting what I love, saving someone elses life or sucked into black hole
Or really anything else that I won't feel a thing; when your number's up that's it, not gonna fret over it
I want to crash through the pearly gates in a Ferrari backwards, while on fire.:c00l:
headshot!!
[QUOTE=thisguy123;17616495]Two ways.
Method A: I live to an old age, i am surrounded by freinds and family i fall asleep and never wake up.
Method B: It's a zombie invasion, we are in a tall building zombies are ammased around its base, i have been bitten. I douse myself in petrol and drink several quantities of it. i go to the the roof of the building and set myself on fire, i arm several grenades and place them on vairous places about my person. I dive of the building as a blazing fireball with a "Chuck Norris Approved" Tshirt on my back. Before i hit the floor in an epic an firey explosion i scream "SEEE YOU IN HELLL MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"
I go kaboom, hundreds of zombies die, my friends see the most epic thing they ever saw ever.[/QUOTE]
that was pretty cool.
I don't care exactly how I die, but I want the report to say "Death by Misadventure."
Dies from broken pelvis after an anal that went to far.
[QUOTE=Confused111;17619845][img]http://canvaspaint.org/25b2.png[/img][/QUOTE]
wow...you failed using the eraser...
anyway.
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[QUOTE=Red_Eyes;17621138]Riding a nuclear bomb[/QUOTE]
oh how i learned to love that bomb
I want to die by death.
I wanna die in the battlefield.
[QUOTE=Pappi_man;17753665]I wanna die in the battlefield.[/QUOTE]
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I want to divide by 0.
Oh,wait,you are going to die also!
In space.
In a Van down by the river
I want to die by my caring friends side, with a loving wife and many children to pass on my beliefs, i want to die when there is nothing else for me to do, since everything is completely perfect in all manners, and walks, of life.
How do I want to die? Well imagine if aliens suddenly come to earth and start destroying the world with hundreds of deadly robots, when a grey bearded old man in robes comes to my door and says "Harry, you have the mark, it is your time", so he gives me power armour and a motherfucking minigun with incinedary rounds, and a jetpack. After he tells me what to do he gives me a weird orb thing and says "Only use this at the right time, do you fucking understand me?" and I will say "Fuck yes" and fly into the core of the alien spaceship whilst minigunning everything below me causing buildings and trees to spontaneously combust. When I finally reach the core of the ship the entire thing is starting to melt and burn up, and I turn around and this fucking enormous robot comes and is about to stomp on me, but I pick up a pole and impale its eye, causing it to implode and fall onto the city below. Suddenly another five of the robots are coming through the door with some freaky ass monsters behind them all armed with flamethrowers and miniguns and power axes. I look at the orb and it is flashing red, so I hit the button on it and suddenly all of the aliens and robots turn into naked women who take turns in getting fucked, but slowly the spaceship starts plummeting toward the city. I get back into the power armour and fly down, and beside me at the top of the skyscraper I see the wizard as well as Chuck Norris and Chicago Ted. The wizard looks at me and says; "You fucking fucked it up" and I say "fuck no I didn't" and I proceed to falcon punch the three of them off the edge of the building as it collapses into the ground below me. "Now to finish this" I say. I fly back into the alien spaceship and vaporize all of the women with my minigun. I fly as high up the ship as I possibly can, but this is one big ass ship, like as tall as the Citadel from HL2. Eventually I reach the top and Zerg from Toy Story is in the office chair at the top. "Zerg, it was you all along" I say. "You fucking screwed it up" he says. "No Zerg." I say. "You did." and I get him in a headlock and jump us both out of the top of the tower.
Doing a backflip into the Grand Canyon
with rocket skates :v:
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Choke on em!
A rich fucker. I'll be in my house at the age of 120 with my 20 year old wife with massive breast implants by my side, content in the fact that I lived out my dream of being the worlds strongest millionaire/musician.
With my middle fingers extended as my final :fuckyou: to everybody.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrP5KB_ux90[/media]
Not too much to ask, is it?
I don't and I won't
i dont wanna die
but we all have to some day
so if i were to die i would rather it be with someone i love
no one should die alone :frown:
I want to be a martyr. That is, die for my beliefs.
Saving some ones life, organ donation for example or sky diving naked, without a 'chute...
In a hail of gunfire and explosions.
I want to die of old age. After I die though I want to be thrown in space without a spacesuit while being recorded in High Definition. Then I would want the video uploaded on the Internet, so all you guys would have something to talk about for a few weeks.
Man I should put that in my will or something.
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