• How the fuck do I calm down?
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Stop, Drop & Roll
calm your hormones!
[QUOTE=Hakita;29268272]I agree with this post. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hon7o8nV7s4[/media][/QUOTE] Your music makes me rage i would recommend playing aaaaaa: wreck-less disregard for gravity's relaxation mode the game also has a agitation mode if you want to reach maximum rage quickly
Shove a remote up your ass
[QUOTE=Ryz0;29272530]Shove a remote up your ass[/QUOTE] Get some self control! :rimshot:
I used to rage at games too, to some extent. Like in TF2 But these days, no matter how annoyingly I get killed, I'm just like "whoa.. that guy killed me! so violent!" I think it started when I played TF2 for the first time while high on weed. Pretty therapeutic. Also games like WoW, I roleplay rather than trouble my thoughts with theoretics and statistics and shit, entertainment guaranteed. For example; I challenge a warrior into a duel, he declines; I say "You are supposed to be fearless and reckless! You are no warrior!" then they are like "wtf??" and then we FIGHT! and it's fun.
Make yourself feel self-conscious about it - you would look pretty stupid if someone saw or heard you damaging property over a game, think about that. It worked for me - I used to get shouty when I was losing at a game, but my flat at university has very thin walls, and it would be easy to alienate my flatmates if they heard me shouting through the wall.
[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;29266723]I lost the game. :argh: How do they die?[/QUOTE] :frog: Can't say I really get angry at video games, but if I start to become frustrated I'll just take a break. It's not worth it to become enraged and start breaking things over a game.
[QUOTE=avon43;29267275]play more games[/QUOTE] get even angrier become Hulk problem solved.
[img]http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/images/wiki/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9d/Punching_bag_man.jpg/180px-Punching_bag_man.jpg[/img] I have this in my room and whenever I get pissed I beat the shit out of it. It freaks my friends out when they first come over to visit / when I wake up in the middle of the night it's weird to see the outline of a guy staring at me. Besides those sort-of-cons I don't have to worry about going through expensive computer equipment, so that's all good. They're also durable as fuck, you can hit it with a bat ect and it won't break. I usually just punch it, though.
Don't get a cat, you will murder it
Put ice down your shirt.
Just take a few deep breaths, close your eyes, and respawn.
1. Chill the fuck out bro 2. [b]Chill the fuck out bro[/b] 3. [h2] CHILL THE FUCK OUT BRO![/h2] 4. Take slow, deep breaths. 5. Punch the air, a pillow, or your cat. 6. Close your eyes and think of something nice. Like hentai. 7. Watch TV or find something to keep yourself busy. 8. Browse the internet. 9. Fap 10. Take a nap
Once I got mad at an Xbox game. I threw the controller at the wall and the wall won. I need advice on calming down too.
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;29288251]Once I got mad at an Xbox game. I threw the controller at the wall and the wall won. I need advice on calming down too.[/QUOTE] I remember one time I was playing Killzone 3 and I was stuck at this one point so I asked my troll friend how to change the difficulty. He told me to leave the game So I did and he said I had to start the game over again. I was like "Fuck it, I play the game like a man" so when I got back to the game I had to go back to the level before. I then threw my controller against the floor and it almost broke in half.
I went through heaps of controllers when I was a kid. Nowadays if I bother playing a game, I'm good at it. I do become irate if some sort of bug or unfair bullshit occurs without warning though. I would only rage on a keyboard/controller if said item was at fault, and only then if I lost an hour of progress in a game or something because of it. But nothing of the sort has happened in my recent memory.. The worst thing that can happen is falling down a hole or something and hitting Quick Load really quickly, but then then you realise you've hit Quick save by accident. -HL1- [i][b]Rage from here to eternity[/b][/i]
Personally, I use thrash metal. Or death, or heavy metal, or black metal. Shit man, as long as it's fast and aggressive.
Eat something.
[QUOTE=Yakekuso;29297005]Eat something.[/QUOTE] I'm fat as a rolling ball of lard, I don't need anymore food.
The games are ment to be fun and remember that games are only pixels!
[QUOTE=Tovleman;29297465]I'm fat as a rolling ball of lard, I don't need anymore food.[/QUOTE] How large is this rolling ball of lard?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCiOzL7cYs[/media] OP are you ChoZo?
The game, now smash your computer >:)
Get something else to throw that really doesn't matter if it breaks....
[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;29304153][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCiOzL7cYs[/media] OP are you ChoZo?[/QUOTE] No, I don't have time to yell, I'm busy throwing my new keyboard on the ground. I need a new mouse after Portal 2.... [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Spamming on an alt." - Seiteki))[/highlight]
Break the laptop you used for writing this thread
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Exercise? It makes me calm if I'm stressed.
Heroin.
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