Why are you superior to the user above you?

[MechaKat]

I don't have a cookie fetish.

[Kirth]

My avatar has more pixels.

[jbthekid]

[QUOTE=Plaster;40207896]I don't waste money on a overpriced phone.[/QUOTE]

Who knew $200 was overpriced for a phone that does everything?

You think I paid full price for this iPhone 5? Pshhh.

Idk, MechaKat is pretty chill.

[SniperComZero]

I uh... Fuck.

[Anthrax713]

[QUOTE=SniperComZero;40209270]I uh... Fuck.[/QUOTE]

I don't make crap threads.

[QUOTE=-ZeeBo-;40205198]I'm an 05'er

[sp]Can't beat that[/sp][/QUOTE]

Yes you can

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/members/12-RayvenQ[/url]

[vnc]

I have an avatar

[jbthekid]

I have a real avatar.

[TheCreepyPryo]

I don't use Vista

[James]

I don't operation system discriminate >:(

[MuffinZerg]

I have friends

[Gwandu]

I am the master race

[<V()LT>]

I don't have a dick as an avatar.

[James]

[QUOTE=<V()LT>;40212416]I don't have a dick as an avatar.[/QUOTE]

[TheCreepyPryo]

Im not a two desembiodies gay wolves

[kirby2112]

I know how to grammar

[LondierX]

I know how to [B]use[/B] grammar.

[James]

I know how to sarcasm.

[LondierX]

I have more profile links

[ForDaNords]

I have superior drawing skills (unless your icon is by someone else)

[LondierX]

I used mouse... so unless you can top that using brush tool and fill tool only....

Also, I am superior due to my amateur trumpeteering skills

[kirby2112]

I don't have a shitty mouse drawn avatar.

[Macneil_bmx]

I'm not.

[&lt;V()LT&gt;]

I have Bill Cosby avatar.

[jbthekid]

My name is readable at first glance.

[Gwandu]

I am superior because I am superior because I am superior because I am superior because

[BigJoeyLemons]

I'm a bigger dick than [I]this guy[/I]

[ojcoolj]

I have a bigger dick than [I]this guy[/I]

[Rangergxi]

I have a bigger dick than this guy

[Minimole]

I'm not an utter scrub like this lorax.

[ojcoolj]

I don't have a Monster High avatar

[sp]I can't find one that's good enough :([/sp]