Why are you superior to the user above you?

[BigJoeyLemons]

I'm not a fat russian

[Lolx0rz]

I am the Sloth Lord. You are a sloth peasant.

[Kommodore]

Being the lord of fast threads is like being the Poseidon of an ocean made of beery piss.

[Killervalon]

I have a social medium added to my fp account

[Valiantttt]

I don't have social media.

[LondierX]

I stuck to the Superior Windows 7

[inaba]

My firefox will melt your chrome

[LondierX]

My Chrome is faster than your FireFox

[Kirth]

Has no events.

[BigJoeyLemons]

2012 is a bigger number than 2009.
checkmate

[Kirth]

That's not how it works.

[Mr Shadyface]

My mom lets me have [I]two[/I] hotdogs.

[James]

My avatar isn't as scary as yours.

[Spoongooner_Son]

I've been here since 2005 and only posted 50 times :v:

[Erfly]

I have transparency.

[Kartoffel]

I have animation

[Digimutant]

I don't eat carrots

[Kartoffel]

I don't go for low blows. :(

[Spoongooner_Son]

I have the color of carrots :v:

[James]

My avatar doesn't seem low quality.

[Spoongooner_Son]

Havent changed my avatar since 2005

[Chancebond]

I have a bigger spoon.

[LondierX]

I burn ppl with forks!

[Rangergxi]

I don't have a PSN account.

[Shadaez]

Not a brony.

[MechaKat]

Don't have a woman with overused make-up for an avatar.

[James]

I know the secret of life.

[Spoongooner_Son]

Doesn't mistake men for being women

Edit: damn too slow :v:

Can stand warm climates more due to lack of fur

[Rocko's]

I use the best utensil, the fork.

[vnc]

ninja'd

I have better taste in canine friends