Why are you superior to the user above you?

[BigJoeyLemons]

super ninja'd

"It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop."

(I'm a sloth)

[The_J_Hat]

I'm not a sloth.

[Wealth + Taste]

I have both wealth and taste

[BigJoeyLemons]

I have [I]no[/I] sympathy for the Devil!

[Rocko's]

Sloths can't compare to fabulous corgis

[supersoldier58]

I joined before him.

[fuzzygoat]

i dont have a ghost cock in my mouth

[Nimhster]

I joined before him and have more posts.

[Rangergxi]

Not rated dumb

nvm

[Spoongooner_Son]

I have small Joey Lemons, which are more sourer and satisfying

Edit: too slow again xD

I use guns instead of swords

[vnc]

I have more posts in a shorter amount of time.

[Spoongooner_Son]

I don't have to hold my sign, its glued to the window

[Rangergxi]

I have more posts in a shorter amount of time.

[CyanLime]

I don't measure my worth in forum posts

[T.F.W.O.]

I have a beautiful ban record

[Killervalon]

I'm multi-platform

[Valiantttt]

I am not addicted to cookies.

Or use a mac

[Kirth]

I don't have an anime avatar.

[johnsten]

im not

[MechaKat]

I use Windows 7, not Windows Vista.

[Kirth]

Using Vista (obligatory)

[editline]ninja[/editline]

ninja'd :(

I use Windows 8

[Ian]

i have more posts than him but aside from that i'm terrible in comparison :\

[Novangel]

I wasted more of my life here.

[LondierX]

I wasted less of my life here

[vnc]

I don't use Safari.

[H.Drescher]

I've been here longer because I love wasting my life.

[Gwandu]

I just am

[AWarGuy]

My real penis is bigger than the penis in his avatar.

[inaba]

I don't lie on a forum

[pr00ch]

Mine is bigger

[sp]the avatar i mean[/sp]