Why are you superior to the user above you?

[Snoogens]

I don't look like I've had a boat full of Es.

[Period]

I'm not a rat.

[James]

I killed 12 people with a ball point pen, and my own thumb

[LondierX]

I can scare people with scissors quite easily.. even safety scissors :D

[NanoSquid]

I have wasted more of my life on FP [I]so ha![/I]

[vnc]

I don't appreciate subtle titles.

[jbthekid]

I have a border around my avatar.

[Ian]

i have a better border

[Xieneus]

I have no border

[Shiying]

I started a revolution.

[smileykiller447]

I'm not.

[jbthekid]

I'm not dumb.

[vnc]

I don't incessantly change my avatar.

[WhiteHusky]

I had Minamal fuck up my Steam Avatar.

[Dr. Gestapo]

I'm not hated by everyone in Fast Threads.

Yet.

[Rangergxi]

I have a higher post count and that matters very much.

[Ian]

post count + seniority

[WhiteHusky]

I dance.
Not that kind of dancing god damnit.

[Kirbyfactor]

I'm not a MASSIVE FLAMING FURFAGGOT WHO CAN'T TELL WHEN HE'S NOT WANTED.
I'm funny.
I don't shitpost.
Im not a furry.
I don't roleplay.

[Purple Gecko]

I'm not superior ;-;

[Zally13]

because i am a missile

i mean god damn how much more [B][I]HARDCORE[/I][/B] can you be?

[Ian]

im not superior :(

[Riller]

Seriously? I mean... Look at him. What stat, except [I]terribleness[/I] am I not superior in?

[MechaKat]

A tyrannosaurus with glasses beats a corgi with glasses.

[Chaotic Lord]

My avatar killed his.

[T.F.W.O.]

I don't have to buy myself a title to prove my coolness.

[James]

Gold. Master-race.

[vnc]

I don't use Facebook.

[Elecbullet]

I use Facebook.

[Gorou]

I've had my tralala touched more often than you could count.