Why are you superior to the user above you?

[BigJoeyLemons]

I've touched your tralala more times than you could count.

[Lolx0rz]

I'm the Sloth-Lord, you are a Sloth-Peasant.

[WhiteHusky]

-400 Error Blocked-

[Karmal]

I bother to shine my shit-posts

[Lolx0rz]

I don't ask people for 20 dollars.

[The_J_Hat]

I can walk faster.

[Radley]

I can run for longer.

[ZomboJoe]

I'm handy.

[Killervalon]

I don't have a fetish for tools

[ASIC]

I don't have an Xbox.

[asciid]

Been here longer than you

[Bawheed]

because i am a sponsored skateboarder.

[Killervalon]

I didn't join a month ago, nor use Vista or IE. I'm also multi-platform :v:

[sammyz]

I have less posts than all of you.

[Durrsly]

I post without thinking twice until much later.
I really regret some of my posts now.

I don't make people feel bad for posting stupid shit.

[Killervalon]

I don't use IE

[Jmir 54]

I don't judge people based on their browser

[Lolx0rz]

I don't have an iPhone.

[Rorschach]

I have vista and run every game at 75 fps.

[Ian]

i have an avatar :v:

[swebonny]

I'm a moderator.

[Jordax]

I can't beat that.

[James]

Old and gold

[Durrsly]

I don't have a very bright title.

[vnc]

I don't tweet.

[Durrsly]

I don't use Windows 8.

[escher]

I didn't publish a grainy, filtered picture suggesting suicide.

[Ian]

we both have really bad event histories
you have more posts than me
you've been here longer

someone spent money on me to make my name gold :\

[Durrsly]

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;40307984]I didn't publish a grainy, filtered picture suggesting suicide.[/QUOTE]

It was made to gauge if I would get treated as ~edgy~ when it was just guff that was on and around my desk. I said it on the Appreciation Station thread.

[Lolx0rz]

My name isn't William