Why are you superior to the user above you?

[KingKannon]

I have little to no ban history. I'm basically an angel.

[ForNoReason]

Ive got more links under my avater

[gerbe1]

I'm not a materialistic elitist.

Hey that makes me better than the past 3 posters.

[The_J_Hat]

I'm a materialistic elitist WITH a gold membership.

[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;40317348]Steam profile.[/QUOTE]

I totally forgot about that. You have proved that you are truly my superior.

[Rangergxi]

I didn't join on 2008.

[gerbe1]

Holy what the cow man venerable emperor!

I have actually gotten up from my computer in the last month. 2212 posts since March???

[NicoleEmilid]

Didn't join in March.

[vnc]

-ninja'd-

I've posted more in a shorter amount of time

[Chessnut]

My name isnt all caps.

[ForNoReason]

I am your FP Senior.

[Minimal86]

I actually have a reason

[Pennywisе]

He is minimal.
I am [i]maximum[/i]

[MazerRackham]

Because he's pound foolish.

[Terabytez]

Gold member master race.

[Nigademus]

Taller posts.

[SyntheticGod]

Because I don't have a self condescending title under my name.

[gerbe1]

I don't lie.

[Rangergxi]

My postcount is higher.

[junker|154]

I speak english, german, french, luxembourgish and a bit italian.

[Meller Yeller]

I speak english, german, french, luxembourgish, and FLUENT italian

[Killervalon]

I don't brag about knowing multiple languages.

[Jocke]

I got a PC

[Killervalon]

[QUOTE=Jocke;40323760]I got a PC[/QUOTE]

I know what PC means. And I have Windows AND Mac. I also run Linux sometimes.
BAM

[inaba]

Windows doesn't rot.
And foxes are fluffy.

[Lolx0rz]

I don't use firefox.

[aliensoldier]

I use firefox.

[eternalflamez]

Because I'm a glod member.

Oh and because chrome users are obviously superior to firefox users.

[Lolx0rz]

I don't make people fall asleep at the computer.

[aliensoldier]

I'm not a sloth.

[Snood]

I'm left-handed, that makes me a special and unique flower.~