Why are you superior to the user above you?

[Lolx0rz]

I have more posts.

[Rangergxi]

I'm not a Sloth.

[Killervalon]

I don't post 68 times per day.

[Jordax]

I have two working eyes.

EDIT: I do not ninja like a cheapskate.

[Killervalon]

I don't write biographies about TF2

[Bleach Qeef]

I'm not a nonlifting fagt

[andololol]

My username doesn't include Qeef

[Cranial Toxicity]

Because I don't plague other people's eyes with the acronym "lol".

[Lolx0rz]

My avatar doesn't look incredulous.

[Steamswitch]

I don't have a pretentious title.

[WishesForFishes]

I've been here longer.

[Jetsurf]

I haven't wasted as much time here

[andololol]

I have more posts.

[Killervalon]

my name doesn't involve laughing

[LondierX]

I stuck with Windows 7

[Killervalon]

I'm not cheap enough not to upgrade.

[andololol]

I don't use twitter

[neurobuster]

i don't delude myself into believing that avoiding certain social networking avenues makes me better than those who use said networks.

[bIgFaTwOrM12]

My avatar doesn't shove low poly tits in anyone's face.

[Zags]

Because dogs are better than cats. Obviously.

[vnc]

I'm not a dog.

[Rorschach]

I'm not jack black,
or a quiltbag. what the schlop is a quiltbag oh my goodness heaven have mercy on me.

[Killervalon]

I don't believe that cats will take over the world.

[OZPruduction]

I'm the better blue one.

[gerbe1]

I don't have to go fast.

[Minimal86]

I'm better by all aspects

[Mono]

I'm not a pony.

[McDunkinY]

I'm not from the dark side.

[Killervalon]

I'm not empty... nor a bucket.

[whoosy]

I'm not pretending to be the cookie monster by wearing a suit.