Why are you superior to the user above you?

[Minimal86]

I'm not a stupid clip art penguin

[Xieneus]

I'm not minimal.

[Armandur]

I make chainmaille out of anodized titanium.

[The_J_Hat]

I spell it chain mail.

[PollytheParrot]

I'm a fucking parrot and you're fucking not.

Get over it.

[The_J_Hat]

Yeah, well-

Okay, I can't follow that up.

[zyke34]

I've been on facepunch longer.

[Whyt546]

More posts.

[Rahkshi]

My username doesn't have any numbers in it.

[Lolx0rz]

My username isn't missing a capital L.

[Ian]

i'm better in every way except for my bans.

[DrunkOtter]

my avatar wears a fez so im better than u

[inaba]

I am equal

[The_J_Hat]

But I'm better. For many reasons.

[Jocke]

Because I have a pet rock

[Xieneus]

I'm not a bat cat.

[LondierX]

My avatar hasn't been killed multiple times by the SAME fucking fox

[Lolx0rz]

My avatar doesn't need a gun.

[LondierX]

It's a fucking bugle...
WELL my Avatar can play a bugle! Can yours play a fucking instrument Sloth Jesus!? CAN IT!?

[Spudgun]

I'm a glod menber

[Zircon_]

I do have a _ at the end of my name.

[avon43]

I'm not a hideous 12'er

[Whyt546]

My avatar is a .gif

[LondierX]

My avatar is a PNG

[Cane Corso]

I'm not an animefag

[c👌de_g🎷]

I'm not a bear or whatever the fuck that is

[LondierX]

[QUOTE=Cane Corso;40563315]I'm not an animefag[/QUOTE]

Uhh... I don't watch anime...

Oh, and my avatar isn't a braindead starfish

[Rangergxi]

Because I watch anime.

[Lolx0rz]

Because I watch all forms of media.

[Lonke]

I don't have a MySpace account.