Why are you superior to the user above you?

[MechaKat]

I didn't get gold the same year I signed up.

[SgtTupelo]

I'm a gold member and I got without paying a single penny.

[CeeLapse]

My avatar.

[Npc_Hydra3]

I've been here six years.

[PopSkimo]

[QUOTE=Npc_Hydra3;40691259]I've been here six years.[/QUOTE]I have more posts so that means I'm obviously ~superior~

[Rangergxi]

[QUOTE=PopSkimo;40693225]I have more posts so that means I'm obviously ~superior~[/QUOTE]

I have more posts so that means I'm obviously ~superior~

[ASIC]

I am not canadian.

[CeeLapse]

Im not a grey pair of socks.

[urbanmonkey]

My avatar, post count, join date, and I'm superior to CeeLapse as well, therefore automatically better than you by your own admission.

[Npc_Hydra3]

I am not superior on here whatsoever except maybe in real life?

No? Okay...

[H.Drescher]

I have a better operating system.

[Lolx0rz]

I'm not a spy.

[Bourbonrogers]

The only true god is Death
[sp]which is me[/sp]

[ASIC]

I don't have an avatar with effort put in to it.

[inaba]

I can

[MechaKat]

I don't have an orgy over TouHou.

[The_J_Hat]

I...shit.

[Npc_Hydra3]

I...shit and piss.

[Lolx0rz]

I shit lightning and piss lava.

[MechaKat]

Heresy! Only the Emperor's faith is superior!

[Rangergxi]

My post count is higher.

[CeeLapse]

Not Canadian.

[Tom Hutchins]

i dunno man, deadpool is pretty badass

[The_J_Hat]

You're a slug.

[Minimal86]

8000 posts

[Foxconn]

I am not a ponyfag.

[Spudgun]

I've never been perma'd.

That said, you've come back twice, so maybe you are superior.

[Minimal86]

I'm not a good member

[Shotz]

2013 and wearing aviators instead of shutters

Wtf u tripp

I am obviously superior

[Foxconn]

I am clearly unsuperior because of that cute avatar.