Why are you superior to the user above you?

[EmperorScorpious]

I have an animated avatar

[Rangergxi]

Because I don't use Vista anymore.

[oxooon]

Because I am not Anime.

[ArchXeno]

Because I'm not crazy

[LondierX]

Because fuck Vista

[Npc_Hydra3]

Because I'm using XP, so therefore I am obsolete and worth nothing....

[Jamsponge]

My username doesn't contain an apparent spelling error.

[LondierX]

My crappy avatar is better than your crappy avatar

[Npc_Hydra3]

I have a bigger avatar.

[ASIC]

I am not using Windows XP.
I am using something even worse.

[Monkey Pie]

I am pretty sure i am/have: Better health, better looking, stronger then the guy above me.

[TorrentR]

I'm not a primate pie. Who would want to eat a primate pie anyway?

[LondierX]

Join date, post count, and all that other good shit

[The_J_Hat]

My good avatar is better than your crappy avatar.

[Npc_Hydra3]

Been here longer

[Exnem]

Because I have flagdog.

[LondierX]

Because I posted a minute after you post

[Npc_Hydra3]

I don't have Windows 7....I has something far more superior....XP!!!

[Ms. Gyroscope]

I dont have Windows XP

[LondierX]

Because my avatar has a better signal than yours... mainly due to the fact it's a prinout

[[EG] Pepper]

I have more than 10 times your postcount and a bigger and better avatar.

[ozzypozzy]

I'm just all around awesome.

[The_J_Hat]

You're clearly not that awesome, since you're on a Mac.

[lee-pat]

I've played guitar with Olly Murrs.

[LondierX]

I've got nothing

[jbthekid]

They've got nothing, so I'm better than them, because I have something.

[Samg381]

I was willed to be put on this planet, meanwhile you were created by mere chance.

[cat ass]

They were unable to properly link their Facebook.

[LondierX]

I never participated in an idiot cull

[EmperorScorpious]

Because I'm an Emperor.