Why are you superior to the user above you?

[The_J_Hat]

And I'm not.

[That Deer]

I joined earlier.

[MaxisOp]

I didn't join when George Bush was the president.

[Obnobs]

[QUOTE=MaxisOp;40808094]I didn't join when George Bush was the president.[/QUOTE]

I have more posts

[_Jailer]

I almost won a contest.

[Rangergxi]

I have a flagdog.

[mordeaci]

dat join date elitism n00b

[LondierX]

More noticeable avatar combined with Postcount, quality of posts, and ban record

[Elite Phazon]

Signed up earlier :D

[Prollgurke]

My avatar wears a hat

[LondierX]

My Avatar's Head Honcho > Your avatar's Ghastly Gibus
Windows 7 > Windows XP
Google Chrome > Internet Explorer
USA < Germany

[Prollgurke]

I only need one reason to be superior to someone.

[LondierX]

I can come up with multiple reasons for superiority, thus the more reasons had, the more superior I am.

[Fishstick]

I've never posted in this thread before like this dickhead.

Wait... shit

[Killervalon]

I'm not skitzofrenic

[MechaKat]

Fur is easily flammable.

[Npc_Hydra3]

So is bullshit..

[Rockeiro]

My avatar isn't shit.

[[EG] Pepper]

i AM the heat

God fucking shit merge ruiner.

uh, i joined earlier?

[The_J_Hat]

And so did I.

[gk99]

Oh cool, me too.

[Rangergxi]

I have a higher post count which makes me superior.

[[EG] Pepper]

I have biger postcount

I'm more sueprior!

[Rangergxi]

I have a smaller post count which makes me superior.

[LondierX]

I have a smaller post count

[cat ass]

I am not
Everyone is equally awesome

[Memnoth]

[QUOTE=ILY;40833509]I am not
Everyone is equally awesome[/QUOTE]

When we accept this as the truth of sentient life, we can celebrate the simple existence of ourselves.

[EmperorScorpious]

My name is so long, it doesn't all appear on my posts.

[ASIC]

I don't use windows vista.

[[EG] Pepper]

I joined earlier.

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;40833727]My name is so long, it doesn't all appear on my posts.[/QUOTE]

I could have sworn it used to.