Why are you superior to the user above you?

[H.Drescher]

Cake is clearly better than pie.

[TorrentR]

I support ass-spooning as a capital punishment.

MOB 2013 Spoon Justice

[gaminji]

i'm in the trading card beta

[brenton015]

I have a better Avatar.

[EmperorScorpious]

My avatar is transparent.

[hellothere231]

I like watermelons.

[brenton015]

I have more post so this makes me better in every aspect.

[Rangergxi]

I joined in march, not January.

[The_J_Hat]

December is so much better.

[Super_Poo]

'05

[Rockeiro]

Oh fuck

[tratzzz]

i only have a bit more posts

[Ian]

i'm american and a gold member.

hah hah, FREEDOM.

[Npc_Hydra3]

My avatar doesn't say swag.

[LondierX]

SUPERIOR OS and POST COUNT!

[Ex-President]

I'm solid gold.

[EmperorScorpious]

I've been here for half of FP's existence.

[Prollgurke]

I have less bans

[LondierX]

I have no bans!

[ASIC]

I have more posts?

[Npc_Hydra3]

I don't have 1500 hundred posts in three months

[Tarzy]

I smell the eggs

[Nightfury Treann]

I don't smell eggs?

[Npc_Hydra3]

I smell scrambled eggs

[LondierX]

I smell blood....

[MechaKat]

I don't smell the blood coming out from a nosebleed.

[chlenix]

My dad is stonger than yours.

[Rangergxi]

I joined earlier.

[Jetblack357]

I joined earlier.

[Rangergxi]

I joined later