Why are you superior to the user above you?

[The_J_Hat]

My avatar's musical instrument is 10x better.

[Xenocide1990]

I joined FP Earlier

[junker154]

I had sex today.

[Rangergxi]

Because I'm a wizard.

[Itachi_Crow]

p obvious do i even need to

[patches]

I didn't get banned so many times.

[halflambada]

I'm not :(

[LondierX]

I am superior because you have admitted your inferiority to the user above you, submitting yourself to complete and utter defeat

[shodan]

I belong to the Python programmer master race

[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/python.png[/img]

[[EG] Pepper]

I didn't boostar myself.

[Vedz]

I am not an evil pepper who burns the mouths of unsuspecting people

[Nightfury Treann]

Windows.

[Hellduck]

im just infinitely better in every regard

[LondierX]

I have the superior OS and Sony now beats Microsoft in the gaming market

[junker154]

My avatar is transparent.

[Krydar]

I use Linux.

[Brand0n23]

I'm not from Argentina.

[Minimal86]

I have 1400+ posts, use chrome. and a course im dazzle!

[Nightfury Treann]

I can beat you as Rubick, Dazzle!

[patches]

And i can beat you as Raz- oh wait, nevermind, i'm absolute shit at Dota 2.

[MangoJuice]

I have more Steam games.

[Altimor]

I don't use Vista.

[WhiskeyTangoF]

I don't use opera

[patches]

I'm not superior, i'm equal.

[Deleted1912]

I'm from Germany

[The_J_Hat]

My country can beat up your country.

[Bawls_Deep]

I'm a white Irish-American.

[Zags]

Above user has no avatar.

[OZPruduction]

My dog didn't explode.

I don't even have one.

[[EG] Pepper]

My countries government is slightly less assholish.