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The large girls see you as a meal and eat you. I watched Game of Thrones

You immediately want to watch a much better show. I bought a fidget spinner.

You get shunned for owning one. I take potshots at highway drivers with a sniper rifle.

You get sniped back by one of the drivers. I take a walk and greet an old friend on the street

You discover through conversation that your old "friend" was actually a bully that you were too endeared to realize and read wrong I drive a little tikes car to McDonald's

Police pull you over for broken tail lights. I use my neighbor's Wi-Fi without their permission.

Their Wi-Fi firewall immediately short circuits your computer and blows it up in your face, killing you instantly. I start a bird aviary.

Your aviary attracts an invasive species of bird, and soon lands you into trouble with your local environmental agency I'm gonna start a promising career in the world of telecommunications. And double the prices on [I]every service[/I]

You have a gift where your balls are self regenerating, but everytime you have sex, the person bites them off. Blast nickelback 24/7 at full volume out of concert speakers

You've accidentally left your Aux cable attached, and your eardrums burst at the first note of Photograph. I drop kick a baby turtle away from its heartbroken mother.

The dad attacks you, it's the snapping turtle from teenage mutant ninja turtles II: secret of the ooze I go to a graveyard to chill

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;52489359]The dad attacks you, it's the snapping turtle from teenage mutant ninja turtles II: secret of the ooze I go to a graveyard to chill[/QUOTE] you chill too hard and freeze to death I point out inaccuracies and logical inconsistencies during movies

She's not pregnant, it's a bomb. She's been abused and manipulated by her boyfriend into this act of terror and your unexpected intervention cuts it short, revealing the act and getting her arrested, which ultimately leads to her testifying against her boyfriend, who is imprisoned for life. She's put into witness protection and finds therapeutic help which puts her on the track to recovery, and manages to return to a more normal life in the next ten years. Unfortunately, you have to attend the trial, and you miss out on your pal's birthday party. I take too long ordering pizza.

You break your leg while drop kicking the baby turtle, now you're crippled I'm not a racist so I tell everyone I'm not

A racist shoots you for lying. I shot a man in Reno.

When whistle blowing you hang your head and cry I took a shot of cocaine and shot that that bitch down

Some cops put you down because cocaine drove you mad. I fed the birds with pepperonis.

The pepperoni made the birds explode I gave the above user some instant karma

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