go to 'Get a boner, you lose' thread.
Look at first page.
See Epic Penis.
????
Profit.
Make holes into your dick so the blood can flow out.
Get someone to suck it for you.
push down on it really hard and it will make a popping sound and go soft :)
Ice cold water is generally a penile deterrent
Cold shower
If that doesn't work...
[img]http://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/5374/7032bloody_knife.jpg[/img]
Doesn't anyone know the pressure trick? You have to push the base of your penis for like 12 seconds. It's right behind your scrotum, you should be able to feel it.
Oh god vain oh god oh god no.
[QUOTE=Revanold;25747543]Cold shower
If that doesn't work...
[img_thumb]http://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/5374/7032bloody_knife.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Beautiful red paint, i say.
think of this: you're busy rimming a girl, she gets overexcited and shits down your throat
Just fap
inb4 [img]http://static.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/clock.png[/img], I'm just telling you that it's the least painful option here.
Easiest way for me is to imagine the female Boomer from L4D2 having sex with the Bloat from Killing Floor.
Vain, aren't you like 13 years old?
Pffff "Massive"
Imagine your face.
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