And then the oncoming torrent of intense burning sensations because [I]soap just got in your dick[/I].
I mean it's not like it hurts or anything.
[QUOTE=tommofandan;29037179]Also, I was on Skype once, went to fap, didn't turn mic off. Everyones done it another time or another. v:v:v[/QUOTE]
I've not done it but my friend basically made it a habit not to mute his mic. The worst part is we all knew he was hypersexual so we just didn't care.
My mom had to use my printer and found my porn folder that I named 'Not Porn'. Damn, why did I even name it that. But it wasn't that weird I was like "So what, get over it, that's what humans do they look at porn". And she did get over it and everything went back to normal. lol
I renamed my Recycle Bin to "PORN DO NOT OPEN".
Still no reports of victims who have wandered into the trap.
this one time i masturbated and i got embarrassed, "as hard as that is to take in" its true.
[img]http://imgur.com/LL4gq.png[/img]
...yeah.
[QUOTE=Psychopath12;29046496][img_thumb]http://imgur.com/LL4gq.png[/img_thumb]
...yeah.[/QUOTE]
Stolen from LMAO pics.
It doesn't taste [I]that[/I] bad.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;29047109]It doesn't taste [I]that[/I] bad.[/QUOTE]
Is it true that its salty?
[QUOTE=bak_to_basix;29047060]Stolen from LMAO pics.[/QUOTE]
It's the same guy that posted it in LMAO pics...In fact, if i remember right, he MADE the comic. So it's not stolen from anywhere...
[QUOTE=bak_to_basix;29047060]Stolen from LMAO pics.[/QUOTE]
Yes, I stole it from my desktop, shame on me.
[QUOTE=/B/rother;29047686]Is it true that its salty?[/QUOTE]
Not if you eat healthy! :eng101:
[QUOTE=MangoJuice;29048425]Not if you eat healthy! :eng101:[/QUOTE]
really? :ohdear:
I remember some guy once told me that it tastes like what you've most recently eaten.
Now if that's true, then I'm buying a shitload of chocolate and bacon.
[QUOTE=/B/rother;29047686]Is it true that its salty?[/QUOTE]
test your own, post results
[QUOTE=Moobs;29044751]My mom had to use my printer and found my porn folder that I named 'Not Porn'. Damn, why did I even name it that. But it wasn't that weird I was like "So what, get over it, that's what humans do they look at porn". And she did get over it and everything went back to normal. lol[/QUOTE]
wow i named my porn folder ''porn'' and so far no one has gone on it but the do go onto folders with unusual names :s
[QUOTE=angelangel;29048563]test your own, post results[/QUOTE]
No thanks.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;29048557]I remember some guy once told me that it tastes like what you've most recently eaten.
Now if that's true, then I'm buying a shitload of chocolate and bacon.[/QUOTE]
Then your jizz will turn brown and greasy :v:
i had like 15 stank socks hidden
my mom was like oh hey i found a bunch of socks haha i cleaned them
pokerface.
Oh wait, sperm in contact with water makes it go fucked up... no wonder my pants smell funny...
[QUOTE=Garik;29051626]Oh wait, sperm in contact with water makes it go fucked up... no wonder my pants smell funny...[/QUOTE]
Jizz on the frying pan.
Feel the burn.
[QUOTE=/B/rother;29047686]Is it true that its salty?[/QUOTE]
It depends on your eating habits. If you eat a lot of proteins and carbohydrates it will carry a very bitter taste.
I was once told that if you eat a lot of fruits with citrus, it makes it somewhat sweet.
But I've never tasted something like pure salt.
[editline]8th April 2011[/editline]
And it doesn't taste exactly like what you ate last. Whoever told you that was full of shit. In fact, that would make it taste horrible.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;29049922]Then your jizz will turn brown and greasy :v:[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://ewinsidetv.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/epic-meal-time_3201.jpg[/IMG]
Here on Epic Jizz Time we eat our jizz.
We eat [B]all[/b] our jizz.
True fact, Pineapples make your jizz taste sweet.
Eat pineapples all day erry day.
I was fapping when suddenly my cat decided to walk in my room and jump on my lap.
I got a nasty cat scratch on my fapping arm and my thigh.
Fucking attention whore cat.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;29041821]Vaseline bro. Vaseline. Slap that shit allover your dick and fap like a madman in the shower. The thick oily coat protects from the awkward viscosity of the water, and best of all after you're all done you can easily clean up because you're already in the shower.
I've only tried masturbating in the shower several times and each time has almost led to me collapsing. When I orgasm in a standing, upright position my legs nearly give out.
Such is life when every orgasm is a full body orgasm. :smithicide:[/QUOTE]
You better be careful. It would suck to be found knocked out in the shower, naked and bleeding and covered in your own jizz.
[QUOTE=myalt22;29034594]I find it 100% impossible to fap in the shower.[/QUOTE]
I feel the same way. The water running over my body just doesn't feel right while masturbating. It's like one of those "things that you do while dry" things, as opposed to "things that you do while wet", like swimming.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;29063679]You better be careful. It would suck to be found knocked out in the shower, naked and bleeding and covered in your own jizz.[/QUOTE]
Well thinking about it logically, I doubt anyone would check inside the shower in the time it would take him to wake up, and IIRC, if you spend longer than 5 minutes knocked out, you can say hello to serious brain damage, or death.
[editline]9th April 2011[/editline]
So uh maybe don't jerk off in the shower mr.full body orgasms
[QUOTE=tommofandan;29037179]When I'm in the shower, I can't fap for some reason, and if the water from the shower head hits my "head" then I'm just like "ohoholy fuck" and it's p. loud so I don't like to do it.
Also, I was on Skype once, went to fap, didn't turn mic off. Everyones done it another time or another. v:v:v[/QUOTE]
Over Skype, I fapped while having a casual conversation with my friend who was playing League of Legends. He didn't hear a peep.
[QUOTE=Zorus;29064031]Over Skype, I fapped while having a casual conversation with my friend who was playing League of Legends. He didn't hear a peep.[/QUOTE]
How do you know?
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