Embarrassing Experiences While Masturbating. - General

[QUOTE=DatWut?;29188881]You fap twice in 30 minutes? Or did that one session take 30 minutes? Either way: Embarassing. :v:[/QUOTE] It was the same session. Since it was late at night, I was taking things easy. It should be said, the computer is in the living room, not in my bedroom.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;29041902]And then the oncoming torrent of intense burning sensations because [I]soap just got in your dick[/I]. I mean it's not like it hurts or anything.[/QUOTE] Bad memories. I recall using this one conditioner as lube in the shower and afterwards it always felt like I was pissing acid. I kept using the stuff anyway and I do not know why. Ahh puberty. [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] Could someone reupload Patcher's comic? The link posted earlier in the thread ( [url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4515129/Funny/whathaveIdone.png[/url] ) 404s.

[QUOTE=plazzydan;29185228]This is kind of relevant. My friend and I were sneaking through his parents' room looking for their hidden money box. We found it, or so we thought. My friend grabs this box from a shelf in his parents' closet and sets it down. He opens it. Oh shit. This fucker was filled to the brim with his mom's dildos. For some reason, he touched one. It was sticky and wet, apparently. One of the dildos was called The Jolly Green Giant. :q:[/QUOTE] So morale of the story is not to steal money from your parents..........just there dildos

Last year when I was at school I was living in the dorms and I had a roomate. Although we never caught each other fapping, I would know when he was because the door would be locked (our door was never locked since he didn't carry a key with him and I was hardly ever in the room which would mean he'd be locked out all the time) and the room will smell like fap sweat and semen.

It's freaking 4:00 AM and finally everyone is asleep. Finally.

It's fucking 8 am and everyone's awake. Finally.

I had two. One was when I was mid-fap and my dad walks in with "What do you want from McDonalds?" and I'm like a fucking Big Mac you inconsiderate bastard Two was when I was again mid-fap and my sister walks in with THE SAME FUCKING QUESTION and I leap up, and swing a towel around me at the speed of sound, unfortunately there's a huge hill in the towel because of the erection. She just looks at me awkwardly and walks off while I'm like a fucking Big Mac you inconsiderate bitch

i have successfully used catching my brother fapping to my advantage, whenever i catch him(i can't see anything because it's under his desk thank god) he would do anything to get me out of there as fast as he can so i can walk in and ask for anything from him :biggrin:

[QUOTE=TGKhaotik;29183204]Do any of you guys have locks on your doors?[/QUOTE] Well.....My lock is on the other side so if someone wanted to they could lock Me into My room :/

[QUOTE=Midnight eye;29284765]Well.....My lock is on the other side so if someone wanted to they could lock Me into My room :/[/QUOTE] I don't understand why anyone would put a lock on that side. And for those who don't have locks, why not just buy a simple bolt-lock? They're not hard to fit.

[QUOTE=myalt22;29285220]I don't understand why anyone would put a lock on that side. And for those who don't have locks, why not just buy a simple bolt-lock? They're not hard to fit.[/QUOTE] that would arouse suspicion.

I was never caught watching or fapping to porn, because of my fasts reflexes!

[QUOTE=DatWut?;28735745]Who? :v: [editline]22nd March 2011[/editline] And I think it was emberassing when I fapped for like 20 minutes and didn't have an orgasm... :v:[/QUOTE] lol, 20 minutes? I go for like 2 hours sometimes. Its kinda annoying actually. You kinda just want to get it over with at that point.

Never been caught, but my parents know that i do. I can't lock my door, and even if it could, there's a hole in it, At least it's taller than my neighbor's daughter, so she can't see me.

[QUOTE=CorporalRoss;29287143]that would arouse suspicion.[/QUOTE] Suspicion that you're doing the thing that anyone who thinks logically already knew you were doing it

I have a question about what an orgasm is. So when I masturbate, I do it for a minute or so, then get a burst of "The Feeling" and then get hard. Then I do it for another minute, and get "The Feeling" again. It builds and builds until I feel it wash over me and I jizz. Is that an orgasm?

[QUOTE=Smokeeater;29180277]I have a sock that has like jizz from about 20 masturbations[/QUOTE] i finnaly threw the sock out..........it smelt terrible

Another time I was at a friend's house, while his parents were gone, my friend and I were playing some co-op Borderlands on the xbox, and he decided to call for a break, which was awesome because I was needing to piss for a good hour or so. So he stayed upstairs and used the upstairs bathroom, and I went downstairs and used the downstairs bathroom. After probably the longest piss I've had in my lifetime (we were drinking metric fucktons of soda) I went back upstairs and chilled in his beanbag chair for about five minutes before wondering what the fuck was taking so long. I went to the bathroom and knocked, and the door swung open since he didn't shut it properly. He was sitting on the toilet, pants around his ankles and rock hard cock in his hand. I quickly shut the door but then he yelled "No wait dude, come back!" through the door. I hesitated before asking "What the fuck, why?" before he stuttered "Because I want you." I had several conflicting thoughts going through my mind, like 'Don't do it, he's like a brother to you, it's wrong' and 'how does he know I'm gay' ect. Regardless, I was turned on. I slowly opened the door, and entered the bathroom before shutting the door behind me. I immediately knelt in front of him, unbuttoning my pants to free my straining cock as I was turned on further by his musk. He placed his hand on my head when suddenly I heard the bathroom door knob turn. I snapped my head to the left and watched as his parents open the door, get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur. Witness my perfection.

Lost me at "I want you"

Haha, brilliant.

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[QUOTE=Daniellynet;29295182][B]Typhane (2:11): im mid Typhane (2:11): im mid Typhane (2:11): im mid[/B] [I]Typhane (2:12): wow, dont pick mid champs Typhane (2:12): holy fuck.. Typhane (2:12): pick a tank Typhane (2:12): not mid champs.. Typhane (2:12): we need a tank!!! Typhane (2:12): not a fucking support! Typhane (2:12): jeesus christ...[/I] Daniellynet (2:12): Never talk about tanks when insta locking in. :frog: Insta lock, then TANK TANK, MID MID MID. Thankfully, someone dodged.[/QUOTE] what the fuck are you on about

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[QUOTE=XanKriegor;29294070]Another time I was at a friend's house, while his parents were gone, my friend and I were playing some co-op Borderlands on the xbox, and he decided to call for a break, which was awesome because I was needing to piss for a good hour or so. So he stayed upstairs and used the upstairs bathroom, and I went downstairs and used the downstairs bathroom. After probably the longest piss I've had in my lifetime (we were drinking metric fucktons of soda) I went back upstairs and chilled in his beanbag chair for about five minutes before wondering what the fuck was taking so long. I went to the bathroom and knocked, and the door swung open since he didn't shut it properly. He was sitting on the toilet, pants around his ankles and rock hard cock in his hand. I quickly shut the door but then he yelled "No wait dude, come back!" through the door. I hesitated before asking "What the fuck, why?" before he stuttered "Because I want you." I had several conflicting thoughts going through my mind, like 'Don't do it, he's like a brother to you, it's wrong' and 'how does he know I'm gay' ect. Regardless, I was turned on. I slowly opened the door, and entered the bathroom before shutting the door behind me. I immediately knelt in front of him, unbuttoning my pants to free my straining cock as I was turned on further by his musk. He placed his hand on my head when suddenly I heard the bathroom door knob turn. I snapped my head to the left and watched as his parents open the door, get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur. I was pretty emberassed.[/QUOTE] What the hell? OPTIMISM!

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[QUOTE=Daniellynet;29296097]Feels good getting spam dumbed by non regulars.. I guess they LOOOOVE insta locks ppl crying for tanks. :downs:[/QUOTE] Are you fucking retarded?

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;29296097]Feels good getting spam dumbed by non regulars.. I guess they LOOOOVE insta locks ppl crying for tanks. :downs:[/QUOTE] What are you fucking doing?

OH wow.. WOW. FUCK. WRONG THREAD. @Under Yup. :( Lan party + several FP tabs open made me fuck up. D:

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;29296348]OH wow.. WOW. FUCK. WRONG THREAD.[/QUOTE] Failed a bit there, mister?

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;29295182][B]Typhane (2:11): im mid Typhane (2:11): im mid Typhane (2:11): im mid[/B] [I]Typhane (2:12): wow, dont pick mid champs Typhane (2:12): holy fuck.. Typhane (2:12): pick a tank Typhane (2:12): not mid champs.. Typhane (2:12): we need a tank!!! Typhane (2:12): not a fucking support! Typhane (2:12): jeesus christ...[/I] Daniellynet (2:12): Never talk about tanks when insta locking in. :frog: Insta lock, then TANK TANK, MID MID MID. Thankfully, someone dodged.[/QUOTE] Were you masturbating while playing League of Legends?