[QUOTE=Zorus;28759831] I have a jacket that I wear in class, and when I do, I masturbate.[/QUOTE]
What the fucking fuck, jesus balls-christ, what
[editline]23rd March 2011[/editline]
You broke my automerge you insane pervert :argh:
Fortunately for me, I have never been caught, my parents don't even know that I look at porn.
[editline]22nd March 2011[/editline]
:buddy:
[Media]http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l494/Mister_Sandman2/FAP3.jpg [url]http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l494/Mister_Sandman2/Fap4.jpg[/url][/media]This one is about my sister
[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;28759898]What the fucking fuck, jesus balls-christ, what
[editline]23rd March 2011[/editline]
You broke my automerge you insane pervert :argh:[/QUOTE]
I wasn't the worst in that class concerning jerking off. Okay, maybe I was. If anyone is wondering, the jacket had a hole in the front lower pocket that I eventually opened up wider with my fingers, giving me easy access to my penis and allowing for easy public masturbation.
[editline]23rd March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;28759920][Media]http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l494/Mister_Sandman2/FAP3.jpg [url]http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l494/Mister_Sandman2/Fap4.jpg[/url][/media]This one is about my sister[/QUOTE]
Um, does your sister have a penis? Or did you steal her dress to fap in?
[QUOTE=Zorus;28759831]Was it the best masturbation session ever [I]because[/I] you jizzed on your sister, or was it just an unusually glorious fap? Anyway, I have a story to share. I was thirteen on a frigid morning on the fifth day of summer camp. (It was Boy Scouts camp) I woke up before everyone else involuntarily, and I wasn't able to return to my precious slumber, as my sweat only amplified the chill. I was craving a jerk-off since I'd gone the whole five days without one. Seeing this as a good opportunity, I whipped off my pants and took my towel out of my backpack. I blanketed myself with the towel after getting out of my sleeping bag, and went at it. It feels spectacular to masturbate in cold temperature.
The towel had caught all. I tossed the towel to my feet and tried to get some sleep, feeling relaxed and a bit drowsy. In about ten minutes, the wake up call started. My friend on the bottom bunk woke up, but I continued with my rest. Later that day, I found out that the person who woke us up accidentally woke us up about thirty minutes earlier. Still lying in bed, I heard something being pulled off of my bed, but I was too tired to care. My friend on the bottom started shuffling around through his stuff, later exiting the door. Fifteen minutes later, he returned. He tossed the towel over my sleeping bag covered stomach and said "Wake up buddy! We gotta get ready for breakfast." As I started to pull myself out of my sleeping bag, he added "Oh, and you need to stop fuckin' wiping your nose with your towel."
I'm sure you can make an educated guess on what transpired on that day. Also, yes, it does get cold in the mornings in Summer. And I have another one, it doesn't really have as much detail as the last. I have a jacket that I wear in class, and when I do, I masturbate. One day my teacher wondered what I was doing fiddling around underneath that thing. Quickly, I came up with "I'm... adjusting the pencils on my interior pocket ma'am. It's bothering me." She said "Ah", and walked away. I never wore that same jacket again. This taught me a moral. Never publicly masturbate. There could have been direr consequences.[/QUOTE]
It was the the porn i was watching. If i could id watch the video again. But it got deleted. What you think i like jizzing on my sister?
[QUOTE=Zorus;28759954]I wasn't the worst in that class concerning jerking off. Okay, maybe I was. If anyone is wondering, the jacket had a hole in the front lower pocket that I eventually opened up wider with my fingers, giving me easy access to my penis and allowing for easy public masturbation.
[editline]23rd March 2011[/editline]
Um, does your sister have a penis? Or did you steal her dress to fap in?[/QUOTE]
Neither.
My mom left my dad years before, found some old dresses in their closet, indulged in my crossdressing fetish.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;28759643]Oh, well that explains the Justin Timberlake nudes in all 7 tabs. At first, I thought it was my sister cause she really loves him.
[editline]22nd March 2011[/editline]
Nah, im kiddin broski[/QUOTE]
It's fine bro'
[img]http://avatars.fpcontent.net/image.php?u=239167&dateline=1300567663[/img]:respek:[img]http://avatars.fpcontent.net/image.php?u=221644&dateline=1297026989[/img]
I don't know what caused this, but once I tried fapping with my right hand, and it felt glorious.
Until I get a shooting, agonizing pain in my side. I have no fucking idea why, but I was bent over the chair, screaming in agony, dribbling cum on the carpet.
[editline]23rd March 2011[/editline]
It may be possible that I was going at it so vigorously that I pulled a muscle in my stomach. at least that's the only possible reason I can think of why that happened.
I can't really call it embarrassing, but autumn 2010, one of my friends pushed me and I broke my arm.
I was at the hospital and all that. But, after around 4-5 weeks he asked me "Is it hard when you can't fap?"
I got shocked, because I fapped the first day I broke my arm and I didn't really think much over it until that moment...
Well, my dad walked in on my watching this thread though:v:
[QUOTE=Torjuz;28760831]Well, my dad walked in on my watching this thread though:v:[/QUOTE]
Your father walked in on you fapping to a thread about embarrassing experiences while fapping?
this one time I was at a boy scout camp, everyone was asleep, so i decided to fap, I whipped it out, and at the same moment, this smug smartass kid says "don't even think about it, we don't need the cabin smelling like jizz.
Somewhat relevant to the discussion in here.
[media]http://i.imgur.com/8xq8E.png[/media]
Media-tagged for the hell of it v:v:v
This one time, when I was masturbating, a pizza roll came out of the wall, and started instructing me how to kill my wife in the bathtub, using a wide variety of kitchen knives. It told me to put the body in a plastic bag, so I wouldn't get any blood on the carpet, because it doesn't wash out.
That's weird.. Anyway, if you haven't heard of a dangerfap/wank its where you wank while your family members are close. I've been in Florida on vacation for 11 days, must of had atleast 20 danger wanks.
Reply from the past.
[QUOTE=MintyMginty;28693318]Your family is fucking messed up.[/QUOTE]
Messed up is always better than "normal".
[QUOTE=tommofandan;28764039]That's weird.. Anyway, if you haven't heard of a dangerfap/wank its where you wank while your family members are close. I've been in Florida on vacation for 11 days, must of had atleast 20 danger wanks.[/QUOTE]
Try doing that when you are in a college dorm with your roommate at his desk and yourself at your own. He still hasn't caught on. Or he has but doesn't want to talk about it.
Either way, I feel like a fapping ninja.
[QUOTE=Rapist;28763214]This one time, when I was masturbating, a pizza roll came out of the wall, and started instructing me how to kill my wife in the bathtub, using a wide variety of kitchen knives. It told me to put the body in a plastic bag, so I wouldn't get any blood on the carpet, because it doesn't wash out.[/QUOTE]
:psyboom:
I almost got caught fapping under the desk in 3rd grade
[QUOTE=Rapist;28763214]This one time, when I was masturbating, a pizza roll came out of the wall, and started instructing me how to kill my wife in the bathtub, using a wide variety of kitchen knives. It told me to put the body in a plastic bag, so I wouldn't get any blood on the carpet, because it doesn't wash out.[/QUOTE]
[i]You know what to do...[/i]
I got a handjob in first grade. The doctor game started this. Me along with two girls were alone in the woods during recees and one of us decides to play doctor. So they go first, and the typical " were is the wiener question" and then it was my turn to get naked. i pulled my pants of and let them examine me. And then on of the girls drags my foreskin back and forth. Well i guess it's actually just curiosity, i wasn't embarrased then but now when i think back on it, I think it's embarrassing.
When me and my best friend masturbated together in the same room
Both male :smug:
[QUOTE=lolerot95;28768498]I got a handjob in first grade. The doctor game started this. Me along with two girls were alone in the woods during recees and one of us decides to play doctor. So they go first, and the typical " were is the wiener question" and then it was my turn to get naked. i pulled my pants of and let them examine me. And then on of the girls drags my foreskin back and forth. Well i guess it's actually just curiosity, i wasn't embarrased then but now when i think back on it, I think it's embarrassing.[/QUOTE]
That's not embarrassing at all you lucky bastard
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;28770926]That's not embarrassing at all you lucky bastard[/QUOTE]
yeah he got his dick touched by a first grader
im so green right now
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;28770980]yeah he got his dick touched by a first grader
im so green right now[/QUOTE]
Cheers for the Optimistic :wink:
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;28770920]When me and my best friend masturbated together in the same room
Both male :smug:[/QUOTE]
I don't see how you can do this.
I could never do it for two main reasons:
A. Knowing that I had a guy next to me would be a boner-killer.
B. Freaking awkward as hell.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;28770980]yeah he got his dick touched by a first grader
im so green right now[/QUOTE]
He got a handjob in first grade, that's almost two decades before everyone else could get one.
[QUOTE=Numidium;28749210]He came on his 18 or 19 y/o sister multiple times, apparently she was okay with it, and he also posted pics of her and of them kissing.
That's her:
[URL=http://img714.imageshack.us/i/7b29e36b526a56b7c5f45dd.png/][img_thumb]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/3602/7b29e36b526a56b7c5f45dd.png[/img_thumb][/URL]
Uploaded with [URL=http://imageshack.us]ImageShack.us[/URL]
He also made a cartoon describing the situation, don't have that one though.[/QUOTE]
Ok well, see, I have a sister with a DDD Bra size, and I've walked into her naked, and I am NOT sexually attracted to her, nor could I ever fap to her. Its pretty fucked up, because we have this thing in our brain (I forget what it is) that prevents us from being sexually attracted to family, for the very reason of disfigured humans. Thats why I think theres probably something wrong with him.
[editline]23rd March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;28759920][Media]http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l494/Mister_Sandman2/FAP3.jpg [url]http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l494/Mister_Sandman2/Fap4.jpg[/url][/media]This one is about my sister[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing she was fapping with a dildo?
The only one with possibly any idea i fap is my grandma, she's almost caught me a few times.
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;28770920]When me and my best friend masturbated together in the same room
Both male :smug:[/QUOTE]
Been there, done that.
This scared the shit out of me...
When I was about 14-15 I used to fap into socks I never used. Well I would hide them under my mattress and when the socks would get nasty and crusty I would use a new sock. Well... Fast forward one day and I'm about 17 and I don't do it anymore. My mom is cleaning out my room and she looks under the mattress, there's 20 socks there. I don't know if she had any idea but she took them down in the basement to get them washed and I quickly got a trash bag afterwards and ninja'd down there and put them in the bag and woke myself up early on trash pick up day to put them outside... I was never so scared in my life.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
