• Embarrassing Experiences While Masturbating.
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I had sex when i was 8, i deserve a winner too.
[QUOTE=lolerot95;28783498]It was more of an curiosity, they just wanted to see my tiny winy dick head pop in an out.[/QUOTE] You know one of their phone numbers? Call them up, ask if they want to play doctor some more :v:
I once examined a naked girl when I was younger (I think I was 8 or 9) and I was naked too. Curiosity. :v:
[QUOTE=tommofandan;28741249]Only room in my house I haven't fapped in, [i]yet[/i][/QUOTE] the only rooms i havent fapped in yet is the lower bathroom,my sister's room aka Nobody Home and the kitchen [editline]25th March 2011[/editline] i have a door lock :smug:
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;28778676]I've never been caught cleaning my gun. But this one time, I was looking at porn. And then my dad comes into my room and takes a glance at my screen. Then he said: "You know. I have some porn magazines in the attic, if you're interested in that stuff." [/QUOTE] I wish my dad was like that.
I remember when my friends mom said to him "when you watch porn, think of me". Wait a minuete :byodood:
[QUOTE=Mr Anderson;28784402]I remember when my friends mom said to him "when you watch porn, think of me". Wait a minuete :byodood:[/QUOTE] Yes guys, this person here is the almighty friend of mine who is the person who was with me when my mom said that.
[QUOTE=tommofandan;28784439]Yes guys, this person here is the almighty friend of mine who is the person who was with me when my mom said that.[/QUOTE] Also you missed out like half the embarresing things you've done :smug:
[QUOTE=Mr Anderson;28784462]Also you missed out like half the embarresing things you've done :smug:[/QUOTE] You too, hunny lump <3
So.... you both fapped together?
[QUOTE=myalt22;28784484]So.... you both fapped together?[/QUOTE] Not quite, still disterbing, but not quite
[QUOTE=Mr Anderson;28784534]Not quite, still disterbing, but not quite[/QUOTE] Well, we fapped in the same room together. v:v:v
[QUOTE=tommofandan;28693143]Well, I've had a few myself. One when my mom walked in her reaction was "ohoo shit sorry" I walked down stairs for what I thought was gonna be "The Talk" but she hi-fived me. No shit. [/QUOTE] Stickiest high five she ever got.
[QUOTE=Mr Anderson;28784534]Not quite, still disterbing, but not quite[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=tommofandan;28785163]Well, we fapped in the same room together. v:v:v[/QUOTE] Oh you two, get a room.
[QUOTE=tommofandan;28785163]Well, we fapped in the same room together. v:v:v[/QUOTE] Whats it like?
[QUOTE=myalt22;28785297]Whats it like?[/QUOTE] It's optimistic.
[QUOTE=myalt22;28785297]Whats it like?[/QUOTE] Meh, it's no different to regular fapping, its not a boner killer, just need to find porn you both like, its not gay either, its a strange kind of bromance.
I have to admit something. I too have fapped in the same room with a friend. It's a bonding experience. And it didn't feel gay at all.
one time i came in a sock and put it on my nose and ran around naked. p cool thing actually
One time i stayed in a Hotel in Marseilles for 2 days and i came in the swimming pool at like 4am, I flew home around 9.
was never caught
I'm in bed having a wank watching porn on my laptop. My dad starts to open the door and I'm suddenly faced with a dilemma: Do I close the porn or hide my dick? I chose the former. So my dad is all like, "Hey, I just wanted to..." Oh shit, he just saw my boner. He turns his head and goes, "I just wanted to tell you I love you and have a good day at school tomorrow." He shuts the door. Fucking awkward.
[QUOTE=Extroll;28786026]I'm in bed having a wank watching porn on my laptop. My dad starts to open the door and I'm suddenly faced with a dilemma: Do I close the porn or hide my dick? I chose the former. So my dad is all like, "Hey, I just wanted to..." Oh shit, he just saw my boner. He turns his head and goes, "I just wanted to tell y you I love you and have a good day at school tomorrow." He shuts the door. Fucking awkward.[/QUOTE] aww [editline]24th March 2011[/editline] Also [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1071076-Embarrassing-Experiences-While-Masturbating.?p=28746093&viewfull=1#post28746093]This is Mr Anderson, who also has posted in this thread.[/url], this was before we had our bromancly fap.
Can we get more info on Patcher fucking his sister? Call me creepy, but it sounds pretty hot.
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;28787608]Can we get more info on Patcher fucking his sister? Call me creepy, but it sounds pretty hot.[/QUOTE] It's not 'hot', but..interesting.
I thought I was fucked up. ITT: You are mentally stable compared to everyone else.
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;28787608]Can we get more info on Patcher fucking his sister? Call me creepy, but it sounds pretty hot.[/QUOTE] You'll have to wait till tomorrow. If I still have it, I'll put it all on ED.
-eh snip-
[QUOTE=tommofandan;28786402]aww [editline]24th March 2011[/editline] Also [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1071076-Embarrassing-Experiences-While-Masturbating.?p=28746093&viewfull=1#post28746093]This is Mr Anderson, who also has posted in this thread.[/url], this was before we had our bromancly fap.[/QUOTE] Wrong friend bud ;) we dont sleep, ever
[QUOTE=Mr Anderson;28789368]Wrong friend bud ;) we dont sleep, ever[/QUOTE] That's true, we never sleep, were usually gaming.
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