Embarrassing Experiences While Masturbating. - General

I found fapping more intense when I had no cumshots, sort of. :v:

[QUOTE=tommofandan;28788889]I thought I was fucked up. ITT: You are mentally stable compared to everyone else.[/QUOTE] you're the fucked up "heterosexual" who jerked himself off with a friend you are not normal

[QUOTE=Dachande;28789859]you're the fucked up "heterosexual" who jerked himself off with a friend you are not normal[/QUOTE] I think its more common and normal than those who haven't, considering so many of us have done it.

I masturbated in the airplane bathroom once, and when i got out people looked pretty pissed at me.

I love the moment when time slows down as you hear movement. It's as if we turn into ninjas subconciously. Shall I get rid of the screen, or hide my dong? That is the golden question.

[QUOTE=eninco;28790035]I masturbated in the airplane bathroom once, and when i got out people looked pretty pissed at me.[/QUOTE] How did they kn- Oh you took a while, I seeee! [editline]24th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Elfy;28790401]I love the moment when time slows down as you hear movement. It's as if we turn into ninjas subconciously. Shall I get rid of the screen, or hide my dong? That is the golden question.[/QUOTE] Having a 32" monitor facing your door fucking sucks, I can't listen to woman orgasm and shit due to me shitting myself. Even though my family just tend to not come in my room anymore, or knock and wait for about five minutes.

This story isn't during fapping, but after. So, I fapped late at night and while jizzing some of it got on the floor without me noticing, and since it was dark as fuck I didn't find it either. Went to sleep, and by the next day it was already solidified and covered a bit by dust so it wasn't obvious for me to see. 3-4 days later me and my dad started cleaning the house up, and we finally get to my room. All's nice and dandy, I'm vacuuming the carpet and he's cleaning the floor with the broom. Then suddenly he spots the stains of cum on the floor (which don't have the white color anymore as I said) and goes "What the hell is this sticky shit on the floor? Did you spill something?" and I suddenly go poker-face and say "Yeah....it's soda". Which obviously was followed by me running to the bathroom to get some wet cloth to rub that shit off the floor.

[QUOTE=eninco;28790035]I masturbated in the airplane bathroom once, and when i got out people looked pretty pissed at me.[/QUOTE] Most airplanes have more than one bathroom, sucks for you. I did the above, and nobody seemed to care because there were 4 stalls and i'm a silent fapper :ninja:

[QUOTE=myalt22;28783472] Door closed = KNOCK FIRST[/QUOTE] Nobody ever will, it will always be: [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/slam.gif[/img]

I was jerking off in the shower, and some how I managed to slip on my semen. Luckily, no one heard it. Unfortunately, I was unconcious for about a minute. I waited around, on the floor of the shower. I kept fapping :v:

By the way guys, i remember when patcher posted that. It wasnt his sister. He said he calls female cousins sisters so it was his cousin. Still fucked up.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;28793104]I was jerking off in the shower, and some how I managed to slip on my semen. Luckily, no one heard it. Unfortunately, I was unconcious for about a minute. I waited around, on the floor of the shower. I kept fapping :v:[/QUOTE] Proud of you. [editline]25th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;28793427]By the way guys, i remember when patcher posted that. It wasnt his sister. He said he calls female cousins sisters so it was his cousin. Still fucked up.[/QUOTE] :wtc:

EVERYONE, IT WAS PATCHER'S COUSIN!! Oh, and I think Patcher is ukrainian Fucking ninja'd. Anyway how bout them steelers?

[QUOTE=kytoidomos;28793636]EVERYONE, IT WAS PATCHER'S COUSIN!! Oh, and I think Patcher is ukrainian Fucking ninja'd. Anyway how bout them steelers?[/QUOTE] What the fuck are steelers? Sounds.. Interesting. :smug:

I really want to hear the entire story of patcher now... and never been caught, as so I think

He fapped on his sister, and then eventually seduced her, they fuck a lot now. Patcher claims that he can only be sexual with women, not romantic, and vice versa for males, I think. I don't understand why people can't knock. Seriously, I've always knocked before I entered a bedroom, [B]always,[/B] and yet nobody else can.

[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;28793427]By the way guys, i remember when patcher posted that. It wasnt his sister. He said he calls female cousins sisters so it was his cousin. Still fucked up.[/QUOTE] It's still hot as fuck...

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;28794172]He fapped on his sister, and then eventually seduced her, they fuck a lot now. [/QUOTE] And I still believe it was his sister, not his cousin. [editline]25th March 2011[/editline] TBH, I would totally fuck patcher's sis, she's cute. [editline]25th March 2011[/editline] Embarrassing Experiences While Masturbating v2: Patcher Discussion.

Dad walked in on my once. Just porn, no rockin' with my cock out. Looked at the screen, down to me, said "Don't let your mother find out" and walked out of the room. Awkward as fuck, but also a huge relief.

Never been caught directly,but I think they already know

I was working on a history essay, and my dad walked up behind me. I was too lazy to search for the amazing page I just had open(it had alot of facts about whatever my essay was on), so I went to my browsing history to find it and show it to my dad. I wasn't paying attention, and somehow I opened up a page I was looking at earlier with hundreds of gay pictures. I was like "whoah WTF?!" and closed it immediately. I was really fuckin scared, but somehow I convinced my dad it was a popup. [editline]25th March 2011[/editline] 'dont know if that counts, but it was embarrassing

[QUOTE=Crimson_Bomb;28698448]I posted this in a thread before, media tagged for length. [media][URL=http://filesmelt.com/][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/best_fap_ever_-_facepunch_version1.jpg[/img_thumb][/URL][/media] Luckily it wasn't my fapping arm.[/QUOTE] You sir made me laugh so hard at 1:30 in the morning

[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;28793427]he calls female cousins sisters so it was his cousin.[/QUOTE] yeah that sounds so believable obvious backpedalling

[QUOTE=Rapist;28763214]This one time, when I was masturbating, a pizza roll came out of the wall, and started instructing me how to kill my wife in the bathtub, using a wide variety of kitchen knives. It told me to put the body in a plastic bag, so I wouldn't get any blood on the carpet, because it doesn't wash out.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=JesterUK;28768376][i]You know what to do...[/i][/QUOTE] [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3400/3408385453_b5120cb99d.jpg?v=0[/img]

[QUOTE=Rapist;28805902][img_thumb]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3400/3408385453_b5120cb99d.jpg?v=0[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Look at your name. Look at the post. ??? Profit!

I hope that's not the results of [b]FIRECOCK.[/b] (the burning sensation you get in your dick that comes when you fap after taking a piss)

[QUOTE=myalt22;28785443]I have to admit something. I too have fapped in the same room with a friend. It's a bonding experience. And it didn't feel gay at all.[/QUOTE] So have i, before he got a girlfriend. He doesn't really fap at all now :v:

Patcher actually posted 2 pics of his sister, the one I posted and have is literally the best, she looks kinda weird on the 2nd. And for people who still haven't got everything: He cums on his sister at night, as described in his masterful comic. He then tells us that his sister knows about it and is okay with it. He then posts a pic of them kissing. Halfway relationship is implied here. I don't have the other 2 pics he posted, so if anybody has em, post em.

[QUOTE=myalt22;28785443]I have to admit something. I too have fapped in the same room with a friend. It's a bonding experience. And it didn't feel gay at all.[/QUOTE] I've done this but I was high as fuck. I tend to get the urge to when I'm doing weed.

[QUOTE=~ZOMG;28806525]I've done this but I was high as fuck. I tend to get the urge to when I'm doing weed.[/QUOTE] Does it enhance the experience? [editline]25th March 2011[/editline] What a pageking.