Do a joke about the country the user above you comes from

[ironman17]

Reminds me of bulgur wheat. Can't say I'd see much rice of couscous in your neck of the woods, considering...

[clutch2]

Bulgaria.. where the men are men, and so are the women!

Edit; well piss, ninja'd.

[ghghop]

American trump fuel can't melt his memes

[FunnyStarRunner]

Hey there, cowboy. How fast can your Rascal go? 2 MPH? :zing:

[Punchy]

The reason this thread is mostly americans is only because you're so fat your posts take up more space than any other country

[Hoopty]

How'd you make an American go downstairs ? Make him roll down the stairs.

[Metaru]

you're not a real country. you're just a a bootleg of france.

[Kljunas]

I don't know any jokes about Texas, sorry.

[MintyMginty]

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

Well, that flag is a big plus.

[Cypher_09]

[QUOTE=MintyMginty;48929328]What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

Well, that flag is a big plus.[/QUOTE]

We listen to America

[FunnyStarRunner]

You also listen to a guy who had his way with a pig head back in uni.

[Sobotnik]

Whats the difference between the yogurt i'm eating and america?

the yogurt is fat-free

[Dr.Critic]

The leader of your country fucked a pig's mouth

oh wait

[ironman17]

And hey! What is the DEEEAAAL with the weather over there?

Over here?

[Sobotnik]

what's the difference between a teabag and britain?

the teabag stays in the cup longer

[G0rgus]

[IMG]http://cdn1.mumbrella.com.au/uploads/2012/07/now-youre-just-a-country-that-i-used-to-own-468x369.jpg[/IMG]

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[Gedo789]

Why did Hitler die?
Because he saw his gas bill!

[Sobotnik]

What do you call a pointless race that covers 3500km throughout france?

the french

[FunnyStarRunner]

At least we don't drive on the wrong side of the road.

[G0rgus]

Chasing the American Dream does not count as exercise.

[Jordax]

The current Volkswagen scandal isn't the first time you lot lied about gas emissions.

[Saint Lime]

Dude, no PUI.

[FunnyStarRunner]

Be grateful we haven't Denmarked our territory yet.

[G0rgus]

How do you get 100 Americans into one box of Donuts?
Tell them there's only one left.

[Lord of Boxes]

Where does Germany get it's cake ingredients?

Israel.

[G0rgus]

You don't even live in a country.

[Lord of Boxes]

[QUOTE=Enforcer99;48930598]You don't even live in a country.[/QUOTE]

america, It just doesn't show up.

[G0rgus]

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it'll grow a culture.

[Zolofto]

[QUOTE=Enforcer99;48930707]What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it'll grow a culture.[/QUOTE]

Are you still paying off the gas bills?

[Rangergxi]

Whats black and blue and red all over?

POTUS. [IMG]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/Symbol-hammer-and-sickle.svg/40px-Symbol-hammer-and-sickle.svg.png[/IMG]