Do a joke about the country the user above you comes from

[Dubeard]

Did you hear about the Polish helicopter pilot who died? He was last heard over the radio saying "It's too windy, I'm going to turn off the fan."

[DropDeadTed]

[QUOTE=Gedo789;48945681][t]http://facepunch.gedo789.fr.nf/img/fp_what1.png[/t]
:glare:

What is the difference between Germany and Poland? Germans are blind. :godzing:[/QUOTE]

:overyourhead:

[Milanpsmp]

You americans envy us so much that you copied our Mafia

[Metaru]

Never been a fan of tacos anyway.

[ZeroEightThree]

Chile? I guess I better bring my coat and scarf if it's that cold.

[Prof_Smiley]

I can't think of any jokes.

[Milanpsmp]

[QUOTE=Metaru;48950718]Never been a fan of tacos anyway.[/QUOTE]

Tacos are not italian duh

[ottr]

never been a fan of sushi anyways

[G0rgus]

But of surströmming.

[Bat-shit]

Adolf Hitler

[TheSyntaX]

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;48951722]Adolf Hitler[/QUOTE]

I love Finlandia vodka.

[spoder55]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48951837]I love Finlandia vodka.[/QUOTE]

Hello fellow leprechaun, how's life in the best country in the world doing for ye?

[DropDeadTed]

Your representation in video games is limited to a single drunk black guy who is missing an eye and a leg that likes blowing himself and others up

[editline]21st October 2015[/editline]

Oh shit Demoman is Scottish isn't he?

[editline]21st October 2015[/editline]

Eh Scotland is essentially Ireland anyways

[wasteyboi]

and the USA is essentially hell, at least for minorities

[DropDeadTed]

[QUOTE=IAreLegend;48952024]and the USA is essentially hell, at least for minorities[/QUOTE]

At least we don't criticize YOU for not taking in immigrants

[Zakuvo99]

My friend calls me up and asks “Hey are you free tonight?”

And I say of course, I’m American.

[Gogi]

My friend asked me if I've ever seen a spruce tree.

And I say of course not, I'm Lebanese.

[WishesForFishes]

Ikea

[pr00ch]

i once was swedish but then i had to pay 40 euro for 1 litre of vodka

oh you fucking ninja

[DropDeadTed]

Siema pl

[HolySnickerPuffs]

Don't be such a jerk, proch.

Do you have a POL up your ass?

[sp] I'm funny.[/sp]

[FLIPPY]

Comcast

[DropDeadTed]

Time Warner

[Gogi]

American cable companies

[Breadman]

American internet.
Goddamn Swedish ninjas. Uh, girly vikings?

[DropDeadTed]

Hot girls and guys that just look like Russians

[FunnyStarRunner]

And yet a majority of this nation's hot girls have some sort of implant or operation to make them look that way.

[flashn00b]

Your football is played with neither feet nor ball.

[FunnyStarRunner]

You stole our Upper Midwestern accent and re-branded it as Canadian.

[Daniel Smith]

People always rip on Mississippi for ranking lowest in literally everything - Education, intelligence, income, development, inequality etc.

However, Mississippi does rank highest in a couple things: Obesity and incarceration rates.