Do a joke about the country the user above you comes from
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Your country so bad it doesn't even exist
Coming to America made me really glad I was born in Scotland
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;48957231]Coming to America made me really glad I was born in Scotland[/QUOTE]
YO i'm part scottih
Why did the american cross the road? Because there was oil on the other side.
whats could be posible be joked about you? you have the most beatiful women, and the greatest climate of all time.
i'm mean, if i could go to findland i'd be there in a second.
Why do Chileans wear slip-on shoes?
[sp]You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.[/sp]
It's America, it's a joke in itself. :smug:
red and white is a terrible colour scheme for a national flag
[editline]22nd October 2015[/editline]
well shit, it would have been funny if my flag showed up (canada) making it ironic but oh well
heh. i don't even need to.
Wow, I didn't know Texas had its own flagdog.
How can I make a joke about a country with legalized hookers. They've beaten us. :surrender:
How to get a quality education in the United States:
1) show up
2) dodge bullets
3) :)
Expensive diarrhea which speeds are way below the charts
Your country name sounds like something that'd make prepubescent boys giggle with glee.
at this point its more of "insult that country" rather than make a joke out of it.
you need to chile out
Do your strippers do
Pole Dances?
:v::v::v:
That last zinger courtesy of the same educational system that brought you Michael Behe and the irreducible complexities!
People who visit Australia aren't just afraid of the spiders and such, they're also afraid of the Australians that treat those things like nothing.
your primary export is a medium consumed by spastic american manchildren
A joke aboot Canada, eh? That's gonna be hard, buddy
Would you like to lick my lollipop in Lillehammer?
Why is it so coold up north, eh? You flappy heads best be aboot staying in your hoose where it's warm, eh?
[sp]It's quite hard to think of a joke about Canada actually[/sp]
What do you call an Englishman in the finals of the World Cup?
[sp]A referee[/sp]
[editline]23rd October 2015[/editline]
If you're Scottish then,
Scotland is not a real country, you are a Englishman in a dress.
Singapore? More like singer pole!
money and the drugs
shit that was meant for US
Snow lakes and toxic waste
Your country sucks!!!
Did you hear about the Swedish thief? He tried to take Stockholm
Have you ever seen the sun?
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