when i bite my fingernails,
my hand hates it when i do that.
if you want to annoy your girlfriend/spouse follow this steps:
1 - fuck another girl in the bed you use to have sex.
2 - make sure she finds out.
that should do the job.
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16906982]Act as if we're going to get freaky and whisper "Purity" in her ear, inside joke; reference from the movie Teeth. She does the same to me. Pisses each of us off. :v:[/QUOTE]
That's hot
mess up her hair
while standing i put my head on the top of hers to make her feel small (:
chomp gum.
Why did I get a Gaybow? I'm not a guy I'm a chick in a relationship with a guy.
use my other hand to make the left one jealous
put her shoes on the cat
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on like on top of the cat, but make the cat wear them
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it's good times
[QUOTE=Kanye West;16915086]put her shoes on the cat
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on like on top of the cat, but make the cat wear them
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it's good times[/QUOTE]
I can make her dog piss on demand. That's always fun.
Kiss other girls.
Look at other mooses with bigger antlers
FUCK OFF Dr.C!
Head down to the nearest bay with the four other villagers I live with and go crab fishing.
Fuck youuuuu
Ruffle her hair and then comment on how it's messed up.
Jump out from places when she's not expecting it and scare her. Then she screams and i make fun of her :3.
Make a silly face and pretend that's how she orgasms :V
[QUOTE=Hamm0;16925457]Ruffle her hair and then comment on how it's messed up.
Jump out from places when she's not expecting it and scare her. Then she screams and i make fun of her :3.
Make a silly face and pretend that's how she orgasms :V[/QUOTE]
The first one is gold, i always proclaim "The bed did it".
I'll let you figure out why.
[QUOTE=Druchii;16925475]The first one is gold, i always proclaim "The bed did it".
I'll let you figure out why.[/QUOTE]
The bed has hands right?
Oh you hit her with the bed.
Your name is bed.
God damn It I just don't know you hilarious fuck
I don't see why I would.
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[QUOTE=ArcNova;16925578][img]http://bp2.blogger.com/_WnoEwVVfWTM/R_QpTYF3glI/AAAAAAAAB_M/sBdqpoNdQok/s320/no_shit_sherlock.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Hey look! It's "No shit Sherlock!".
[QUOTE=ArcNova;16925578][img]http://bp2.blogger.com/_WnoEwVVfWTM/R_QpTYF3glI/AAAAAAAAB_M/sBdqpoNdQok/s320/no_shit_sherlock.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Yeah don't worry I was being sarcastic.
I go in the swimming pool and then my hand gets all wrinkly and I tell her how she looks like an old prune.
[QUOTE=Yannick;16927876]I go in the swimming pool and then my hand gets all wrinkly and I tell her how she looks like an old prune.[/QUOTE]
um
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[QUOTE=Flicker;16920935]I can make her dog piss on demand. That's always fun.[/QUOTE]
hahaha what the fuck
[QUOTE=Tableman;16903030]well let's see.
Steal her cover
Hide her pillows and fall asleep
roll around and fall asleep after sex
fake orgasms (cause I wanted to go to sleep)
Not water her flowers when she was away
text her parents dirty texts
text her friends dirty texts from her phone
use her toothbrush
get her to drink way more than she could handle and then watch her try to walk home
...meh I'll come up with more in a while.
I also used to pick up her open books and remember what page she was on and then close them and pretend that I didn't know what page she was on.[/QUOTE]
you're just a horrible person
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[QUOTE=Hammertime;16929094]-snip-[/QUOTE]
You didn't even edit that what the fuck.
talk in my sleep
Not a spouse/girlfriend per se, but she's one of my best friends.
I continually imply that she's short. In any way possible.
It annoys her to all sin.
[QUOTE=ArcNova;16929195]You didn't even edit that what the fuck.[/QUOTE]
If it's under a minute or something it doesn't say it was edited.
This has been edited in.
Your mother
Was editied in.
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