[QUOTE=ArcNova;16929195]You didn't even edit that what the fuck.[/QUOTE]
I did, just didn't add a reason
I act what she calls "a little too friendly" to other girls.
Oh so you fuck them?
Right on man me too.
My girlfriend has this thing, were she just cannot share straws/glasses/utensils/etc, she doesn't care that we kiss each other everyday. If my mouth has been on her glass, she cannot use it unless it's been wiped.
So, sometimes, I'll pretend to drink from her drink, and she'll see me.
"Stop it! Did you drink from it?"
"*smurking* Of course not"
"You swear?"
"Yes, I promise."
*She drinks*
*I giggle*
She'll have a little smile and say jokingly or whatever you want to call it, "Ughhh, I hate you"
Varies every time, but, she knows I wuv her.
Oh mine also can't stand burps of any kind. So even if we drink like a bottle of Pepsi between us, I have to leave the room to burp. :X
Spank them when they least expect it.
Wow, i thought someone would have atleast mentioned this before,
But with my gf randomly out in public i'll pretend i'm rubbing her back and then un-clip her bra.. she goes spastic but she doesn't want to make a scene out in public.
I always like to hide her car, then fuck around with the mirrors so she has to readjust them. It may sound harsh but she ran over my foot with my own car so she deserves it!
When she doesn't hear me properly and says what I'll say "You'll never know it, it was important aswell".
Cum in her hair.
Pretend to cum inside her when we're having sex without a condom.
Fart in the car
Luckily we both have a good sense of humour and laugh it off, she gets me back just as bad sometimes, she plays mind games and send me on guilt trips if I'm having a night out with my friends then after 10 minutes of making me feel bad she'll turn round and say "I'm only messing, I've got plans anyways".
One of my ex's had OCD, and I'd scramble everything about in her room because I thought it was halarious. She would sprint about in a complete state of insanity fixing everything and putting things back in their place.
She dumped me for it eventually. Young relationships...
[QUOTE=Averice;16960553]Wow, i thought someone would have atleast mentioned this before,
But with my gf randomly out in public i'll pretend i'm rubbing her back and then un-clip her bra.. she goes spastic but she doesn't want to make a scene out in public.[/QUOTE]
Bra-clips are like fucking IQ tests... Except i rank on par with someone who has no hands :(
[QUOTE=sam.clarke;16960556]Pretend to cum inside her when we're having sex without a condom.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=sam.clarke;16960556][b]when we're having sex without a condom.[/b][/QUOTE]
you're a fucking idiot
[QUOTE=Kanye West;16969007]you're a fucking idiot[/QUOTE]
i didn't get it either
Shit in my diaper and make her change me
[QUOTE=Druchii;16960878]Bra-clips are like fucking IQ tests... Except i rank on par with someone who has no hands :([/QUOTE]
Here's a little guide to do it one handed.. dont blame me if you don't understand it as it's kinda shit to explain.
Sit the tips of your finger in the lines where the clips are stitched onto the bra, push in slightly and squeeze then pull out and let go.. The hard part if learning to do it through clothing.. took me a while to get that cause i kept getting caught.
[QUOTE=Druchii;16960878]Bra-clips are like fucking IQ tests... Except i rank on par with someone who has no hands :([/QUOTE]
I so agree with this. I took me fucking nearly 5 minutes to get my girlfriend's bra off. She kept asking "Do you want me to help?" and I replied, in a fit of fury, "No! No! I got this!"
After 2 minutes of mental observation of the device, I finally figured out how it worked. Damn things. :argh:
[QUOTE=sam.clarke;16960556]
Cum in her hair.
Pretend to cum inside her when we're having sex without a condom.[/QUOTE]
The hell??
[QUOTE=Kanye West;16969007]you're a fucking idiot[/QUOTE]
She might be on the pill or have the implant. Wait no that doesn't make sense based on what he mentioned.
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16977825]I so agree with this. I took me fucking nearly 5 minutes to get my girlfriend's bra off. She kept asking "Do you want me to help?" and I replied, in a fit of fury, "No! No! I got this!"
After 2 minutes of mental observation of the device, I finally figured out how it worked. Damn things. :argh:[/QUOTE]
Been there when I was younger. Current girlfriend and I just passed the 2 year mark which gives you the wonderful oppurtunity to get practive with every bra she owns several times. :X
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