• If your pet could talk, what do you think it would say to you
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Give me the fucking blanket or I will knock your shit over.
My parrot can already talk, so..... "HEY GORDON! HEY GORDON! HEY GORDON! SQWAAAAAUK!" Like that...
"Feed me, dammit."
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;39248127]My parrot can already talk, so..... "HEY GORDON! HEY GORDON! HEY GORDON! SQWAAAAAUK!" Like that...[/QUOTE] Train them to say, "Don't forget to reload, Dr. Freeman!"
I named my bird [URL="http://myanimelist.net/character/35252/Rintarou_Okabe"]Okarin[/URL] because he's so paranoid. If he were to talk it would be something like this: "Don't take photos!" (runs to the opposite corner) "Somebody, help me! He's here to kidnap me! This man is an agent! I'm not gonna let you perform experiments on me, you government dog! Don't call me crazy! I KNOW you have aliens locked up in Area 51!"
Look we are both having to live here so when you start jerking it warn me first please?
My Pug: stop picking me up shit for brains and let me get back to attacking a labrodor which is much bigger and stronger than me! I can take him on, just you watch!
He probably wouldn't say anything. He'd probably just start licking his genitals.
"you're worst kind of person"
"Holy shit I'm back from the dead man, wassup."
"quit hugging me"
"You jack off to some fucked up shit dude" "I am now going to shank you with my back claws" Oldass cat. Had him for as long as I can remember.
I can imagine my dog talking to the next door neighbour's dog. "Hey, hey, hey, fuck you, fuck you, you bark like a bitch!"
"get me food, lardass."
"FEED US OR WE'LL DROWN AND DIE" [sp]I have two turtles[/sp]
"Hey, as we both know, I'm your dog and I would tell you something but I can't because you actually don't have a dog."
Human. wat r doing. human, pls. stahp.
"I want your virginity."
if it was a cat it would probably say "listen i really don't give a fuck i'd rather if we both didn't speak ever again"
"where's grandma? did you put grandma in the box? why did you put grandma in a box?" "i'll do what i want i'm a cat" "your laptop is a nice chair when you close it. i even get a nice view of the street" "my collar won't stop jingling YOU GUYS DID THIS BECAUSE YOU DON'T TRUST ME" "i'm glad your sister doesn't sleep in her own bed. i like sleeping on her bed" "let me look out your window jackass" "i'm going to sleep in your room now thanks" "gimme my GOD DAMN TREATS I HAVEN'T HAD ANY IN AN HOUR I NEED MY FIX MEOW"
"Less greens, more fruit!" My tortoises are very picky, I have to wait until they have finished their greens before giving them fruit or they wont eat any greens at all.
[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/343t660.jpg[/IMG] u wot m8
Wait, is that food? HOLY SHIT ARE THOSE VEGGIES? HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS! YEAH, FUCKING VEGGIES! [sp]My Guinea Pigs[/sp]
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