• Your username now represents your new occupation!
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I mug people?
I'm a professional twin I guess.
Chess as a hobby? At least my skill would improve.
I fuck buckets?
God of the Rock.
My job is depressing, I have to sit around watching old people most of the time.
I guess I am going to be a skiier, or a pornstar.
Well [i]great![/i]
I'm a mentally insane man who strikes up conversations with people.
[B]KNEEL BEFORE ME, MORTALS. I AM THE EMPEROR.[/B] And my name is Vagak.
I'm in the army and I operate a tank that turns my calorie intake into energy. Shoots explosive jawbreakers packed with a corrosive stomach acid.
Andrew McFaggot, professional faggot, at your service.
LOOKS LOIK IZ GOTTA DO SUM KRUMPIN!
i build sentries
Hooray! Nothing has changed!
I am very okay with this.
being awesome is my job
I am now someone who everyone makes fun of because my name is the same as the famous British musician by the same name.
Pilot Rad.
Well, this is pleasant. I think.
I work for the government i guess. Neat.
I get to be a dog for my job. Yay
Who pays me for this?
[QUOTE=kidkiller745;38773136]Who pays me for this?[/QUOTE] Maybe you could be a young hitman
i ok
Umm.... Not really sure what this means, but I'm sure it'll be bundles of fun.
Some kind of hitman or an all-out asshole I guess.
I am going to enjoy being a massive purple dragon pterodactyl that commands a bunch of bipedal insects bent on universal domination.
i really don't know what this means for me
[QUOTE=Ridley;38773307]I am going to enjoy being a massive purple dragon pterodactyl that commands a bunch of bipedal insects bent on universal domination.[/QUOTE] Who answers to a giant brain in a jar.
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