• Got a girl coming over tonight, What can i do?
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[QUOTE=Price_;19060073]Alright, I guess.[/QUOTE] If you can cook chicken without burning it, cook some chicken. Season it well. :chef: [sp]If you can fuck up cooking chicken, you should never touch food ever again.[/sp]
Well, I'll try, I'm gonna run down to the shops, I only have an hour & 30 minutes before she gets here.
[QUOTE=Price_;19060130]Then be brutally murdered by a high heal. .[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.ifgs.org/images/content/magic_1.jpg[/img] [i]Geeky girl is casting greater heal on Price_[/i] It's super effective!
Step 1: Make a thread on facepunch about it. Step 2: Collect advices. Step 3: Completely ruin it by following these advices. Step 4: Make a thread about how you lost one of your best friends.
Play questions.
fuck her
Delete internet history. You never know.
btw Price_ I didn't know you were undead
[QUOTE=Gregah;19060273][img]http://www.ifgs.org/images/content/magic_1.jpg[/img] [i]Geeky girl is casting greater heal on Price_[/i] It's super effective![/QUOTE] Price_ fading :saddowns: [editline]09:40PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Gregah;19060294]btw Price_ I didn't know you were undead[/QUOTE] What?
[QUOTE=Gregah;19060273] [i]Geeky girl is casting greater heal on Price_[/i] It's super effective![/QUOTE] [b]NICE ONE![/b] :q:
[QUOTE=Price_;19060298] What?[/QUOTE] I thought undead died from healing spells :saddowns:
[QUOTE=wulfe8857;19060241][img]http://cdnec.livevideo.com/image/97/714297/1043830_pm.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] :cool:
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;19060356]:cool:[/QUOTE] :c00l: Right, I really gotta run down to the shops before the close, NOW.
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;19060257]If you can cook chicken without burning it, cook some chicken. Season it well. :chef: [sp]If you can fuck up cooking chicken, you should never touch food ever again.[/sp][/QUOTE] it's less an issue of burning and more overcooking it until it's dry
[QUOTE=Price_;19060130]-I'm gonna go get a movie, food & candles to set the mood- Thanks guys..[/QUOTE] No one mentioned that but.. ...glad we could help.
Get some magnum condoms, a wad of hundreds and get ready to plow.
show her your weenus
you should watch a horror movie with her, and then when it get to the scary part put your arm around her... works everytime :)
form babbies
[QUOTE=Gregah;19060085]I really think you should walk around naked, if she likes it that's awesome, if she mentions it in a negative way you can call her out for being non-tolerant to your own ways of life and she's a horrible person. That way you can have guilt-sex, it's awesome :teach: I mean really walking around naked is a win-win situation, I really can't see anything bad coming out of it.[/QUOTE] Also known as "The Naked Man" from How I Met Your Mother. It works 2/3 times. Couldn't find a clip on Youtube, so have this instead [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_Man_%28How_I_Met_Your_Mother%29[/url]
Don't forget the condoms, you never know what hookers carry.
[QUOTE=-ZeeBo-;19061110]Don't forget the condoms, you never know what hookers carry.[/QUOTE] A heavy burden
[QUOTE=Price_;19060130]Then be brutally murdered by a high heel. -I'm gonna go get a movie, food & candles to set the mood- Thanks guys..[/QUOTE] if you could figure it out yourself, why did you ask us?
Wear an american flag thong.
suck her cock
inb4 rape
Whatever you do don't fucking friendzone yourself. [editline]05:42PM[/editline] She may be coming to your house but you can very easily fuck it up
Check if she has a penis. You don't want to find a [b]banana in your ice-cream sundae[/b], do you?
Combine your powers, and build a magnet collider in your backyard. :science: [img]http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2008/08/07/doomsday-collider-cp-510590.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19060046]Show her the size of your e-penis[/QUOTE] And then smack her with it.
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