good ideas - when you are sober
good ideas when you are baked
bong hits
Good idea: when with friends.
Bad idea: when being chased by voracious wildlife.
Headbutting.
Good idea: headbutting your pillow
Bad idea: headbutting that spike mat you got from an Indian market.
hacking
Good idea: Hacking your vegetables.
Bad idea: Hacking your fingers.
Riding.
Good idea: Riding a horse
[B][U]BAD[/U][/B] idea: Riding a horse
screwing
Good idea: screwing a light bulb into a light socket.
Bad idea: screwing a light bulb into a water faucet.
Computers.
Good Idea: Putting Steamâ„¢ on your computer.
Bad Idea: Putting steam in your computer.
Playing Chess.
Good idea: Learning to play chess
Bad idea: Entering an international chess tournament at your current skill level
Flying a plane
Good Idea: Flying between space and the ground.
Bad Idea: Saying hello to space and the ground.
Sitting in traffic on the freeway.
Good idea: Sitting in your car waiting for traffic to clear up
Bad idea: Sitting down on the fast lane while cars are heading towards you
Bear traps
Good Idea: Using them for their intended purpose
Bad Idea: Bear Trap Tetherball
Playing pranks on the elderly.
Good idea: Surprise them a little, everyone laughs
Bad idea: Shock them hard, and give'em a heart attack
Fake tits
Good idea: Playing video games with friends in your living room on a nice day
Bad idea: Playing video games with your friends in your living room during a volcanic eruption
Coconut Cake
Good idea: Add vanilla, almond and cheese extract
Bad idea: whipping the mix
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trimming your pubes
Good idea: Getting gay Ben on that
Bad idea: Getting Bengay on that
Computer repairs
Good idea: Doing repairs using informed and reliable knowledge and good judgement
Bad idea: Lots and lots of hammers
Buying a car
Good idea:buying one because you want it
Bad idea: buying one because a significant other wants it
Hunting
Good Idea: Not Hunting
Bad Idea: Hunting
Chainsaws
[QUOTE=Dr. Flame;43192817]Good Idea: Not Hunting
Bad Idea: Hunting
Chainsaws[/QUOTE]
Good idea: Chopping down trees
Bad idea:
[IMG]http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/chainsaw-crotch.jpg[/IMG]
Fireworks
Good idea: Fireworks
Bad idea: Fire-don't-works
Surfing
-snip-
Good idea : Sniping useless content and replacing it with useful information
Bad idea : Sniping and not leaving an idea for the user below
Nokias
Good Idea: Using one in 2001
Bad Idea: Using one in 2013
Good idea: Posting something.
Bad idea: Posting nothing.
Bananas.
Good idea: Eating them.
Bad idea: Giving them to King Mukla, 'cause he'll feed the enemy with them.
Hearthstone
Good idea: Playing against anything but priest
Bad idea: Playing against priest
Cooking
[QUOTE=Doctor Quixotic;43195545]Good idea: Playing against anything but priest
Bad idea: Playing against priest
Cooking[/QUOTE]
good idea: Make Steak
bad idea: Cook Vegan
facepunch
Good idea: facepunch
Bad idea: punchface
Trombones
Good idea: Blowing it with your mouth
Bad idea: Blowing it with your ass
Cellphones
Good Idea: Storing your cellphone in your pocket.
Bad Idea: Storing your cellphone in your butt.
Zebras
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