Fortunately he was wearing bulletproof armor and the body was dragged away by robot nazis that are also zombies before you could deliver the final blow
Unfortunately, the nazi-robots-zombies killed him.
Fortunately when he went to heaven he was saved by flying raptor jesus
Unfortunately his penis rotted off.
Fortunately, he got a new golden one from god.
Unfortunatly, a man named Dave walked in and exploded into a shower of Headcrabs.
Fortunately, the headcrabs were made of paper.
Unfortunately they were made of paper laced with explosives. (Think C4, but with paper).
Fortunately the detonator hasn't been attached.
Unfortunately, it's a wireless detonator.
Fortunately: Hancock sliced your detonating hand.
Unfortunatly, he also slices your penis.
Down the middle.
Fortunately: I don't have a cock :D
Unfortunately, you don't have a vagina either.
fortunately: nigger nigger nigger
Unfortunately, this guy above me is a part of the Ku Klux Klan. (Radical Murder OH NO!)
Fortunately: I GOT ONE, A WHITE, MASTER RACE!!!
Unfortunately, the guy above me is a neo-nazi.
Fortunately i eat Nazis for breakfast
Unfortunately, Banana's don't have mouth's.
Fortunately, he turned into a human.
Unfortunately he turned into a human, complete with all the physical and emotional flaws that our species commonly displays.
Oh, and he also had pink toenails.
[QUOTE=joecool;18366633]Unfortunately he turned into a human, complete with all the physical and emotional flaws that our species commonly displays.
Oh, and he also had pink toenails.[/QUOTE]
So he turned into a... uh nevermind.
Fortunately, that thing was killed.
unfortunatly, the furry wasnt.
Fortunately, its a dying fad
Unfortunately, it's already retro, and cool again.
also, I read the whole thread, and fortunately and unfortunately don't sound like words anymore
Fortunately, so is Bananas
Unfortunately, the bananas exploded.
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