Unfortunately, the explosion blew off your hands and legs.
Fortunately, technology has advanced to the point that prosthetic limbs are better than regular ones.
Unfortunately, they spent more money than they had on body parts the were the wrong size.
Fortunately, all the limbs could be melted down into cheap plastic for orphan toys.
Unfortunately, you'd die
Fortunately, he was inmortal.
Unfortunately he was immortalised as cheap plastic orphan toys.
Fortunately, he had cheese!
Unfortunately, he was surrounded by rabid mice.
Fortunately, the cheese was heavily poisoned with arsenic.
Unfortunately he failed to note that after eating some.
-Snip-
Fortunately, he died.
Unfortunately: Left 4 Dead 2 is SHIT!
Fortunately, Valve released EP:3
Unfortunately, You cant afford it.
Fortunately, you're a pirate.
Unforunately, your pirate ship is bollocks, and sinks.
Fortunately, you survive.
Unfortunately, you sense the island you are on is dangerous
Fortunately, you are even more dangerous!
Unfortunately, you suddenly encounter Chuck Norris and begins to run towards him in fear!
[QUOTE=Karsten600;18352549]Unfortunately, you suddenly encounter Chuck Norris and begins to run towards him in fear![/QUOTE]
Fortunately, I leave the thread.
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