[QUOTE=NecronLord15;24888415][IMG_thumb]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5366/ninesuperheropickupline.png[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE]
Thor does not need any pickup lines. Over in Asgard, they have orgies like mortals have dinner.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;24889038]Thor does not need any pickup lines. Over in Asgard, they have orgies like mortals have dinner.[/QUOTE]
He uses pick up lines when he feels like role playing as a mortal
[CODE]WHAT EACH KISS MEANS
-Kiss on the Upperchest; I want you.
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
-Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
-Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything.
-Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
-Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
-Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
-Kiss on the Lips; I love you.
-Holding you tight pressed against eachother; I want you.
-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
-Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
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Advice;
Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.[/CODE]
I remember seeing a furry one of those, replacing "kiss" with "lick".
[QUOTE=Sir Anthony;24887453]I was thinking the same thing during that video.[/QUOTE]
What video is that?
I clicked stumbleupon to find another funny picture and
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24738499&postcount=4033[/url]
was the result.[/QUOTE]
Hey I stumbled that! :v:
[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;24889263]I clicked stumbleupon to find another funny picture and
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24738499&postcount=4033[/url]
was the result.
Hey I stumbled that! :v:[/QUOTE]
I want a fire flower...
[QUOTE=EXoDUSFLT;24889218]I remember seeing a furry one of those, replacing "kiss" with "lick".[/QUOTE]
[CODE]WHAT EACH LICK MEANS
-Lick on the Upperchest; I want you.
-Lick on the stomach; I'm ready.
-Lick on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
-Lick on the Ear; You're my everything.
-Lick on the Cheek; We're friends.
-Lick on the Hand; I adore you.
-Lick on the Neck; We belong together.
-Lick on the Shoulder; I want you.
-Lick on the Lips; I love you.
-Holding you tight pressed against eachother; I want you.
-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
-Laughing while licking; I am completely comfortable with you.
____________________________________________________
Advice;
Don't ask for a lick, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.[/CODE]
That's what I imagined it would look like
[QUOTE=NecronLord15;24888675][img_thumb]http://7.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/89/21/2d7f04ea4f4df844fbcdc8f26c507919.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Is it just me, or are there people having sex in there?
[QUOTE=Mario583;24889433][CODE]WHAT EACH LICK MEANS
-Lick on the Upperchest; I want you.
-Lick on the stomach; I'm ready.
-Lick on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
-Lick on the Ear; You're my everything.
-Lick on the Cheek; We're friends.
-Lick on the Hand; I adore you.
-Lick on the Neck; We belong together.
-Lick on the Shoulder; I want you.
-Lick on the Lips; I love you.
-Holding you tight pressed against eachother; I want you.
-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
-Laughing while licking; I am completely comfortable with you.
____________________________________________________
Advice;
Don't ask for a lick, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.[/CODE][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/dogout.gif[/IMG]
It seemed more appropriate.
Anyone notice Lmao v64 has over 3000 viewers right now?
[QUOTE=Bot02;24889885]Anyone notice Lmao v64 has over 3000 viewers right now?[/QUOTE]
It was over 12000 a few hours ago. So yes, we know.
[QUOTE=STREWTH_99;24886366][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/push.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
I love things involving video games in these threads. I wish there were more of them. Pictures, videos, GIFs, whatever.
[QUOTE=Bot02;24890153]Well aren't you a friendly person.[/QUOTE]
Excuse him. He's been a jerk all day. Maybe his puppy died, or something. Rate him hearts, he needs love.
Jesus christ Im never going in the meat section ever again
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