because pickles
what do chickens and cows have in common?
They are fucked by farmers.
Why did people create fast threads?
So they can be around other people who come fast
women's
ballsacks
how can you tell ants are british
if they have bad teeth.
Whats the difference between a bird and a computer?
One you can tweet, the other tweets.
Women's
lefts
why does a dog have 4 legs
penis
Why did I make a shit post?
rights
What is the result of a burning orphanage?
Hockey.
How much wood
In my pants
What's the difference between OIFY and GMF
Double ninja
Oh my god double ninja'ed agian
stoopid people above me
what do princess diana and pink floyd have in common?
They both sucked
When did you go?
[QUOTE=TurbisV2;24581428]They both sucked
When did you go?[/QUOTE]
to your house to slaughter you for insulting pink floyd
the punch line was 'the wall was their last big hit'
The question is, how fast I came
Why are the Irish such drunkards?
Because of alcohol
Why do we die?
Because they arn't
why am I sexy?
Because you aren't
Why is ROFLBURGER not sexy?
Becaus he is
Why am I sexy?
because dildos
what's brown and green and red all over
A Christmas party disaster.
When do you find a horse at a bar?
When you're a whore.
What do you get when you cross the letter 6 with the word dick?
Babies.
Why did the ostrich cross the road?
To get the coke out of his ass.
So there's an Italian and a Mexican, the Mexican tells the Italian...
que es mi green card senor
what did the satanist say to the botanist
hey we do the same thing
why do dildos taste like ice creame
I don't know what creame is and I've never tasted a dildo.
What's chicken + squash
gang rape.
What did five say to six?
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