• Make a joke, below user makes the punchline.
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I went on a diet. I used to look like you but now i've lost a lot off the side and i'm less round. What's a horses favourite number?
9. A gay man walked into a bar, and ....
I ate him A straight man walked into a bar...
and he also got eaten by Suttles. 2 Guys are standing in the shower...
fucking a third guy furiously. Why did Benito Mussolini shave using pasta sauce?
Because he's italian What did the fat pig say to the computer?
[QUOTE=Revanold;24614337]Because he's italian What did the fat pig say to the computer?[/QUOTE] Oink Oink Why does the castle have 4 windows?
because the King hates Macintosh What is in the center of a burger?
CUM LOL XDDDD why did the cat bark at the dog
to get to the other side. how do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool?
[QUOTE=bak_to_basix;24623271]to get to the other side. how do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool?[/QUOTE] [img]http://images.regretsy.com/penis_cushions.jpg[/img] Now, how about this airline food...
less tax what's worse than 10 babies tied to 1 tree
A tree that squished ten babies. How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
None, they're dead. What do you call a sleeping cow?
A lazy woman. What you gonna call?
Ghostbusters! Why does -snipping annoy people-?
Because you posted when i was about to post. Why cant dogs see colour?
They can dumbass. Why don't people refresh so they aren't double ninja'd before they post?
Because that's one dense ninja. Why did the spy cross the road?
Because that joke was already posted. Why do I keep posting here?
cause you're gay. what did the penguin say to the otter?
Nothing because penguins can't talk. What did Rubs10 say to bak_to_basix
Women's rights. oh shit sorry I forgot no one-liners.
That's because your post was two. What would happen if two ban hammers hit eachother?
It would make a banana. Whats the difference between Borak Obama and Christmas?
cristmas isnt a president why do caterpillars taste like dildos
ask your mum What did the duck say to the crow
do you know how cum tastse? how do you eat a beach
first, you've got to get between her legs... Whats the difference between Borat and Glenn Beck?
they both smell like monkey wind where do i keep my porn?
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