[QUOTE=Suttles;24577181]Because he saw the gas bill.
:rimshot:
Why did the spy cross the road?[/QUOTE]
thats not funny my grandfather died in Auswitz
he got drunk and fell out of the guard tower
And landed on a prisoner :chadunkTSHHH:
Why is applepie so delicious?
It's not
A horse walks into a bar..
(Please don't use why the long face)
and the bartender says "why the horse like cranium structure?"
what do you say when someone dosent make a joke
You're supposed to make a joke dumbass :v:
So there were three men, and the first one said
"Hey we're in a tub!"
So a chicken leg, a rabbi and Richard Simmons walk into a bar...
"ow"
"ow"
"*squelch*"
What do
How know
What's worst than finding the apple you've been eating has got worms in it?
The apple contains birds that are feasting on the worms.
What happens if you let two idiots marry?
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The apple contains birds that are feasting on the worms.
What happens if you let two idiots marry?
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The apple contains birds that are feasting on the worms.
What happens if you let two idiots marry?
You get watehfreak who triple posts
I kid, I kid.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a wife
The wife is still a bitch.
What happens when you call a spy a faggot.
He cries rainbows simultaneously causing the scout to cry.
Why is there a train on this road's chicken?
Because plane train car
Why is the sun green
Because it's sick and tired of these unfunny jokes.
Why is my penis so big?
Hey, give me back my microscope
Why did the hedgehog swim in the river
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why did the creeper kill the chicken?
Zoophilia. Nuff said.
Why did the bird eat the bee?
Hoping my connection problems don't make me triple post again.
Because it was beeing annoying.
Your mom is so fat...
...that she's your avatar.
Why do people make these jokes?
Because Jokes can't make them (except in Soviet Russia)
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Why am I in Syria?
Cause your Syrias
:rimshot:
Why did the scout die?
Because of radiation poisoning
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
5
How did I get these glasses?
You stole them from a shop
Why Americans are fat?
Dan was boobies...
... Why did the spy cross the road?
to get the mountain dew
I have a blue post it a red post it and an orange post I'm going to....
post it
who was phone?
Michel
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
Sean
Who killed dugtrio?
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