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[QUOTE=flarrm;24812715]Because you touch yourself at night. Why did one divide by zero?[/QUOTE] Because 2 was a 9ers fan What happens when an unstopable force meets an unmoveable object
What Did the XBL Say to the Gabe.
We're not giving you money anymore [editline]03:00AM[/editline] What did Sony say to Gabe?
Are you sure you can make games while being that fat? What did Satoru Iwata say to Gabe?
Fuck you. Why did the planet uranus blow up? [editline]09:36PM[/editline] Combo breaker
Because Shepard probed it too much. Why did the tree cross the road?
To get away from all the unfunny punchlines. Why did the lightbulb break.
[QUOTE=elitestrider;24816455]To get away from all the unfunny punchlines. Why did the lightbulb break.[/QUOTE] Because your question is a statement due to lack of question mark. If a wigger blasts East Coast gangster rap in a West Coast neighborhood, does the bullet make a wound?
Depends if he curves the bullet or not. Black guy goes into a KFC
[QUOTE=White;24816500]Depends if he curves the bullet or not. Black guy goes into a KFC[/QUOTE] [highlight][b](User was permabanned for this post ("Racism" - TH89))[/b][/highlight] How many Christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
0. God will provide light. Why did I quit my job?
Because apparently there wasn't a disconnect button. Why doesn't egyptian humor contain questions, punchlines and is not about cutting the cucumber lengthwise?
Because cats were better. Who was jimmy?
[b]TIMMEH!!![/b] Is this real life?
Nope, just fantasy. How many?
Three hundred dwarves on cattle, m'lud. Why is exist?
Because god accidentally the whole universe. What do you call a battle between a horse?
Heart disease Four cows walk into a bar...
They all order human milk. Why did satan rape Justin Beiber?
Because he was getting back in the habit of raping 12 year old girls. What's the difference between a rubber band and a toilet?
Nothing, they're both for holding shit. Yo mama's so frugal...
she's skinny because of it Yo mama's so huge....
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-snip- Yo mama's so poor...
She can't even whore herself out for money. Your dad is so gay,
Michael Jackson is afraid of him. I really have to...
pee. My dog is so dumb
He's eating his own nose. I'm ...
Gay What did the doctor say to the blind man...
I guess you could say... It was a blind accident. YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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