• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=VitaminAG;32401349]Had some kid ,that for some reason I still call my friend, humiliate me. I was with a group of friends. Then this asshole comes up. We were talking about something completely different. THen out of nowhere he says, "Man, does she know?" I say, "Know about what?" "You know...the show." I then realize what he is talking about. She then looks at me. The bell rings. That fucker walks away casually. On my way to the next class, she keeps asking me and asking me. I had to try to tell one of my best girl friend (just a friend) how a 15 year old boy likes to watch My Little Pony. I fucking hate that asshole now. And it's not like she freaked out, she was just like "Uhhh.....ok. Hah." I could tell she was weirded out but didn't really care. But that's not my point. My point is that that asshole keeps humiliating me infront of other people to make himself look better. He's been doing this since 7th grade. Not only that, he is a sad shit. He tries to act all cool and would completely change his personality when someone he knows talks to him. He even told kids he went out with some girl, when we ALL know he didn't. He constantly calls me fat and calls me a faggot. And if you rate me dumb because I like ponies, well go fuck yourself. This is the asshole [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VIT4z.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Beat the rainbow sprinkles outa him using the power of friendship (Grab your friends and beat the shit outa him)
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;32409097]She just bit me. :([/QUOTE] You should be hating her even when she isn't doing that, because cats are huge [URL=http://www.cracked.com/article/226_6-adorable-cat-behaviors-with-shockingly-evil-explanations/]assholes.[/URL]
[QUOTE=VitaminAG;32401349]Had some kid ,that for some reason I still call my friend, humiliate me. I was with a group of friends. Then this asshole comes up. We were talking about something completely different. THen out of nowhere he says, "Man, does she know?" I say, "Know about what?" "You know...the show." I then realize what he is talking about. She then looks at me. The bell rings. That fucker walks away casually. On my way to the next class, she keeps asking me and asking me. I had to try to tell one of my best girl friend (just a friend) how a 15 year old boy likes to watch My Little Pony. I fucking hate that asshole now. And it's not like she freaked out, she was just like "Uhhh.....ok. Hah." I could tell she was weirded out but didn't really care. But that's not my point. My point is that that asshole keeps humiliating me infront of other people to make himself look better. He's been doing this since 7th grade. Not only that, he is a sad shit. He tries to act all cool and would completely change his personality when someone he knows talks to him. He even told kids he went out with some girl, when we ALL know he didn't. He constantly calls me fat and calls me a faggot. And if you rate me dumb because I like ponies, well go fuck yourself. This is the asshole [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VIT4z.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] lol beat him up or something, he just looks (and seems)like some immature faggot who thinks he's cool and won't do shit about anything once you do something about it.
The new facebook news feed... everything's like, in the wrong place.
I'm a new player to Counter Strike and I guess I wouldn't be too good, but I just don't get how I have to shoot the same guy like twice in the head with an AK47 while he can just shoot me in the belly once with a SMG despite me wearing kevlar to instantly kill me.
My testicles. I have no clue if my balls have a factor in taking a large shit. I notice they shriveled up until it was painful and it made we want to shit really bad.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32410768]My testicles. I have no clue if my balls have a factor in taking a large shit. I notice they shriveled up until it was painful and it made we want to shit really bad.[/QUOTE] Another quality, family appropriate post from ROFLBURGER.
Mom: "Do you want some strawberries?" Me: "Non, I don't like strawberries" Mom: "STOP PROTESTING AND EAT THEM NAO OR ILL REMOVE UR COMPUTERDFGDDDDFS"
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;32401330]CoD vs BF arguments. "My tactical modern gimmicky shooter is better than yours!"[/QUOTE] Tactical? TACTICAL? PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- No tactics in those shooters at all, "just shoot the other guy and if you get a 360noscopeheadshottomahawkkillwhilejumpingofftheroofofafuckingbuildthatnobodygivesaFUCKabout you get a bunch of 11 year olds going AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHMYGODTHISGUYISAMAZING! I NEED TO SWEAR IN EVERY FUCKING SENTANCE BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SO MOTHERUCKING COOL! FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" Call of duty and battlefield in a nutshell
When I don't have any jaffa cakes, shit man I fucking love jaffa cakes holy fuck.
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;32411798]This. But with Bourbon Creams[/QUOTE] This. But with Custard creams. They're so delicious. I always have a pack.
[QUOTE=litmeuplol;32411654]Tactical? TACTICAL? PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- No tactics in those shooters at all, "just shoot the other guy and if you get a 360noscopeheadshottomahawkkillwhilejumpingofftheroofofafuckingbuildthatnobodygivesaFUCKabout you get a bunch of 11 year olds going AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHMYGODTHISGUYISAMAZING! I NEED TO SWEAR IN EVERY FUCKING SENTANCE BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SO MOTHERUCKING COOL! FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" Call of duty and battlefield in a nutshell[/QUOTE] Was this supposed to mean something?
[QUOTE=fish puncher;32400225]How my internet connection is pretty shit. Speedtest.net claims my download speed is in the bottom 10% in the nation and bottom 6% in the world at about .5 mb/s.[/QUOTE] Not really [url]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2011/09/pando_gamer_final_2_01.jpg[/url]
[QUOTE=sp00ks;32411899]Not really [url]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2011/09/pando_gamer_final_2_01.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]snip it snip it! we don't want more speedtest.net dickwaving!
I think im cursed with clumsiness. I was at the gas station for lunch, I dropped like 5 dollars worth of change behind a chocolate bar stand. I droped my straw for my slushie/slurpie/slightly iced flavored drink and it fell in someone elses cup. I was opening a bag of nuts and it exploded and nuts were everywhere just like the dickgirls in the weirdest boner thread. This never happened before.
It gets me mad when I'm forced to do homework for stuff that I'm never going to use later in life (French, biology, chemistry, etc)
[QUOTE=MightyMax;32412013]snip it snip it! we don't want more speedtest.net dickwaving![/QUOTE]Except its not a Speedtest. He just wanted point out that his connection could be a lot worse.
English Literature - class full of fellow girls. Hey, let's be annoying as fuck and sing "Glee" songs out of tune. How I'll be up to my arse in debt after uni fees before I even get a job. Sneezing once and then being completely sick a few hours later with a sore throat, a cold and high temperature. The hell, immune system? Being told that saying "How're you? <3" in guild chat (WoW) is flirtatious and I should watch what I say. Then I'm berated for not being social.
[QUOTE=Val67;32410988]Mom: "Do you want some strawberries?" Me: "Non, I don't like strawberries" Mom: "STOP PROTESTING AND EAT THEM NAO OR ILL REMOVE UR COMPUTERDFGDDDDFS"[/QUOTE] No offense, but what's up with your guys parents?
How every time Facebook so much as changes ANYTHING AT ALL people go ape-shit. "DON'T FIX WHAT'S NOT BROKEN!!" "WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE CHANGING OUR FACEBOOK?!!?!" "I'M GOING BACK TO MYSPACE!" [QUOTE=RobL;32409603]The new facebook news feed... everything's like, in the wrong place.[/QUOTE] ^ This is a reasonable reaction, however - not what I'm talking about.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32412120]I think im cursed with clumsiness. I was at the gas station for lunch, I dropped like 5 dollars worth of change behind a chocolate bar stand. I droped my straw for my slushie/slurpie/slightly iced flavored drink and it fell in someone elses cup. I was opening a bag of nuts and it exploded and nuts were everywhere just like the dickgirls in the weirdest boner thread. This never happened before.[/QUOTE] Same for me. In a single day I managed to burn myself, fall down the stairs, and break a lamp. Oh and also it gets me mad when my automerge is broken.
Maths, we went from doing pythagoras theorum to finding out the fucking frustum of a cone in one lesson. What the fuck is a frustum and why does a cone have one?
[QUOTE=Andaeeee;32413050]Maths, we went from doing pythagoras theorum to finding out the fucking frustum of a cone in one lesson. What the fuck is a frustum and why does a cone have one?[/QUOTE] This more or less is a confidence destroyer for me. For example, last year, during our first trimester of the year, I was acing everything in the class, and I thought I had it in the bag, and would have no problems at all. Second trimester comes around, and I have some problems, but still manage to work decently. Third trimester starts and goddammit what is this I have no idea what I'm doing. I then proceeded to get a D in the class.
When people decide that because they don't like something, nobody else should be able to enjoy it anymore. [editline]21st September 2011[/editline] Also when life gives me lemons
[QUOTE=MallocNull;32402336]How I tend to write as quickly as I think. Just look at this mess: [thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13898571/write.jpg[/thumb] Sometimes even I have no idea what I've written.[/QUOTE] lol same. I don't even watch what i;m writing
just look at the board abnd write
I managed to sit on a plug end. It hurt and now my ass stings.
When you're sitting at dinner or in class etc. and you suddenly remember a porno you watched. Then you're like 'shit I'm getting a boner' and you have to try not to remember it and it's really difficult.
I hate when I'm modelling I'll need to look at something specific like the pin for a grenade and the mechanism so I logically go on google then find all these amazing models that if they were people would beat my model and steal his money on a regular basis so I end up losing focus and fuck up the bit I was working on.
[QUOTE=MintyMginty;32414188]When you're sitting at dinner or in class etc. and you suddenly remember a porno you watched. Then you're like 'shit I'm getting a boner' and you have to try not to remember it and it's really difficult.[/QUOTE] Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day, you're welcome.
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