• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=Andaeeee;32414310]Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day, you're welcome.[/QUOTE] Only makes it worse.
When my boxers ride up and my jeans sag down. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING STAY PUT!?
[QUOTE=eninco;32414476]When my boxers ride up and my jeans sag down. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING STAY PUT!?[/QUOTE] Wear boxer-briefs like those sexy black people.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32414612]Wear boxer-briefs like those sexy black people.[/QUOTE] I do.
[QUOTE=eninco;32414624]I do.[/QUOTE] Then you must have a huge asshole because that never happens to me.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32416045]Wilolato's threads.[/QUOTE] Haven't seen em, show me a couple.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1121565?highlight=[/url]
I hate when someone tells me to do something, and in the time that it took them to explain it, they could've just as easily done it. Probably twice. [editline]21st September 2011[/editline] Oh wow, that sounds dirty
I hate when I sit down and my pants and underwear immediately ride up my ass and squish my crotch. It's uncomfortable as fuck and the only way to keep it from happening is to pull on my pants as I sit down which makes me look like I'm about to take a shit.
I hate how I laugh way too easily. In class, if someone makes one slightly funny joke, I start chuckling like a dumb ass and suffocating myself in an attempt to stop.
People who bug me and ask me "ARE U DEPRESED?! WOW, UR A LOSER!" Then when I walked off the bus today someone threw a full can of pop at me...
Prostates. 'Hey bro i'm gonna make you a brutal urge to piss after cumming, but! i'm not gonna let ya!' why are us guys built with a stupid valve like that.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;32416539]Prostates. 'Hey bro i'm gonna make you a brutal urge to piss after cumming, but! i'm not gonna let ya!' why are us guys built with a stupid valve like that.[/QUOTE] I think this cured my sickness
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32409158]You should be hating her even when she isn't doing that, because cats are huge [URL=http://www.cracked.com/article/226_6-adorable-cat-behaviors-with-shockingly-evil-explanations/]assholes.[/URL][/QUOTE] My cats only do the meowing thing. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/unsmith.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;32416566]I think this cured my sickness[/QUOTE]glad i could help <3
When people use age as an excuse for being an ass
How I have to wake up at ~7 AM each day to go to school, and can't sleep for shit. 1:30 AM atm. I'm used to go to sleep late and wake up early for a couple of days, then suddenly I just can't do it and I go to bed at like 11 PM. Then the cycle repeats.
If I don't drink a lot of water, I feel like shit. If a drink a good amount of water, I feel great.....except I have to piss every 20 minutes.
Waking up at 7 AM is like hell for me, you just want to continue sleeping. At least I don't have school Friday!
I have the most wrecked bladder ever. Pissing takes 2 seconds but I'm there every 5 minutes.
[QUOTE=sa2fan;32417379]Waking up at 7 AM is like hell for me, you just want to continue sleeping. At least I don't have school Friday![/QUOTE] Me too. It's fair day for us. What's the occasion for you guys?
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32417461]Tap water. Parents say that it "has no taste". Yes it does. It tastes like fucking metal.[/QUOTE] It tastes like I shoved pennies in my mouth...
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32417461]Tap water. Parents say that it "has no taste". Yes it does. It tastes like fucking metal.[/QUOTE] Varies wildly from place to place. I drink tap water all the time.
My dad:Son, you should come with me to live at the beach and ill give you a 3000 $ computer budget and let you go to a charter school, and live in florida with lots of hot girls to stare at! My mom: NOPE NEVER I MAKE HIM STAY HERE AT THE SAME SHITTY SCHOOL WITH A HORRIBLE COMPUTER, UGLY AS FUCK GIRLS TO STARE AT THE HORRIBLE STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA NO BEACH ASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASD. I hate parents splitting up. Shit storms fly.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32417792]How old are you? If you're 16, I think you have a say in this.[/QUOTE]This. Or act like an asshole to the point of her wanting you out of her house
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32409158]You should be hating her even when she isn't doing that, because cats are huge [URL=http://www.cracked.com/article/226_6-adorable-cat-behaviors-with-shockingly-evil-explanations/]assholes.[/URL][/QUOTE] My kitty is never an asshole, she'd never hurt a fly. ... Well okay that's a lie, she'd catch it, then eat it... Then puke it up later... But that's beside the point! She loves attention and likes rough housing with my dad, and sometimes me. She'll never really bite, she'll just lay her teeth on you as to say "Gotcha!" and then let go. Then she'll rub on your hand and purr. Very social too, never really hides unless dad gets angry at something and yells, then she thinks she's being yelled at and then hides somewhere... In fact, she misses us all right now because she's in the house across the street from us with my neglecting smelly-ass brother while we clear out a room so she doesn't end up getting lost in there from being so snoopy. Every morning I go over there to feed and take care of her and she cries at me like she's begging me not to leave. Makes me sad... [B]TL;DR:[/B] Makes me mad when someone says ALL cats are assholes regardless of what age, how they're raised, etc. (My cat is 100% indoor cat and is around 12 years old fyi) Also makes me mad that I can't have her over here because if I do she might get hurt by snooping around.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32417792]How old are you? If you're 16, I think you have a say in this.[/QUOTE] 14. Bro
[url]http://www.cracked.com/article_19442_8-simple-questions-you-wont-believe-science-cant-answer.html[/url] [B]*HASN'T ANSWERED YET[/B]
The fact that the devs of Hard Truck Apocalypse were so. fucking. lazy. while making it. They put zero effort into what could have been an amazing, unique game. Instead it ended up being a poorly designed, albeit fun, game, but it has terrible level design, bad coding (it constantly crashed, and refuses to load saves in Vaterland [the second map in the story]) and poor models.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32417990]Damn. Well, try to explain to her how you feel and it's nothing against her personally. If that doesn't do the trick, treat her the same way she treats you.[/QUOTE] She's Sexist and my sister is too. ALSO, My brother is leaving for college next year (2012). FML [editline]22nd September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32417990]Damn. Well, try to explain to her how you feel and it's nothing against her personally. If that doesn't do the trick, treat her the same way she treats you.[/QUOTE] She's Sexist and my sister is too. ALSO, My brother is leaving for college next year (2012). FML
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