• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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These kids in my World Civ class "Swag! Swag Wagon! Swagalicious! Those shoes be swaggin!" FUCKING STOP JESUS CHRIST At least my friend had his schedule revised so he's in my class :buddy:
[QUOTE=Slithersoul;32493313]These kids in my World Civ class "Swag! Swag Wagon! Swagalicious! Those shoes be swaggin!" FUCKING STOP JESUS CHRIST At least my friend had his schedule revised so he's in my class :buddy:[/QUOTE] That, and "Hater"
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32493460]What the fuck does "swag" mean anyway?[/QUOTE] Fucking retarded.
how I checked to see if my headphones were around my neck like they always are, and they weren't and I got really worried but then I touched my ear and realized they were on my ears and [I][B]fucking playing music.[/B][/I]
Can't listen to this song without immediately thinking of her: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc8hbSM1zVo&ob=av3e[/media] fuck
I was reinstalling HL2 and Steam told me it was going to take an entire day for it to finish downloading. When I actually start downloading it, it tells me I have 1 hours and 45 minutes. Oh, Valve.
when I really need to shit and then proceed to unleash a volley of gas and then I dont need to shit anymore pisses me off
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32490527]when people try to guilt trip you for not donating money to help poor people in Africa or whatever[/QUOTE] I'm sorry but I don't trust charity's that do the guilt tripping, WWF I could donate and feel secure my money did go to a good cause, but as soon as you donate to these African charities who just sit and tape kids crying to create a emotionally devestating footage can go fuck themselves.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32493460]What the fuck does "swag" mean anyway?[/QUOTE] Their "style", as I recall. I thought swag was a pirate term for puking up water.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32494723]Their "style", as I recall. I thought swag was a pirate term for puking up water.[/QUOTE] yeah it pretty much means "style" but its used as 'cool' as well [editline]26th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Jimbojib;32492978] the other one is when in school the teacher asks you a question and you haven't got a clue and even if you say that you don't know they push you for an answer as if the last couple of seconds you have looked it up and no one else even in the room puts their hand up then when they explain it they look at [i]you[/i] like you're the only one. Jeez[/QUOTE] Always happens in German class, I usually say "I don't know" but the teacher continues and tries to get me to say the answer. But it happens to everyone here in German class, so it's never really awkward
When my dog decides to shit liquid diarrhea all over my room, and then drag its ass all over the carpet and my bed. I woke up cause it smelt so bad, seriously the worst way to wake up. And its spent all day puking and shitting everywhere; I took it outside, and not even a minute later after coming inside the little shit decides to shit all over the dining room. Now I've just locked it in the bathroom, I am in the worst mood right now
Watching tv Commercials Show intro More commercials Fuck you TV
I'm in a comfortable position on my couch and then the phone rings so I get up and answer it. And then I take it with me back to my couch so I won't have to get up again, but then I forget to put it back on the charger and it runs out of batteries. When my dad forgets to close the door to the basement, especially when I'm sleeping. Now I have to hear the noise coming from upstairs until I decide to close it myself. Also when I'm at the computer and mom goes like "Look at me when I'm talking to you. You not confident or something?" It's not that, it's that I'm reading something and I want you to fuck off.
Watches Family Guy because I was bored, random sex sound, mute. Holy shit that was a close call.
[QUOTE=calle7112;32493099][IMG]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/306888_262233977132915_100000389457892_843563_1319169537_n.jpg[/IMG] Seriously?![/QUOTE] Eeh... at least it'd be entertaining in class.
*Watching show - "We'll be right back after these commercials!" *Show credits [IMG]http://ragecomics.memebase.com/wp-content/themes/vip/cheezcommon2/ragecomic/packs/seriously/images/What.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=calle7112;32493099][IMG]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/306888_262233977132915_100000389457892_843563_1319169537_n.jpg[/IMG] Seriously?![/QUOTE] This reminds me of the time I drew awesomeface on some baby's clothes at a baby shower. Everyone liked it and the parents decided to use my design. Though now I'm sure she's too big for it.
When your parents make you brush your teeth before you go anywhere by using the incredibly shitty excuse of "People can smell your breath" I'm sorry, but unless they're [b]EXTREMELY[/b] close to you or they have a nose as powerful as that of a dog, they won't be able to smell your breath.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32493460]What the fuck does "swag" mean anyway?[/QUOTE] Apparently high fashion or some shit like that but it means to me, "Hey! I'm a fucking dumbass! Please shoot me!"
[QUOTE=tier56;32495391]When your parents make you brush your teeth before you go anywhere by using the incredibly shitty excuse of "People can smell your breath" I'm sorry, but unless they're [b]EXTREMELY[/b] close to you or they have a nose as powerful as that of a dog, they won't be able to smell your breath.[/QUOTE] wait how old are you
[QUOTE=tier56;32495391]When your parents make you brush your teeth before you go anywhere by using the incredibly shitty excuse of "People can smell your breath" I'm sorry, but unless they're [b]EXTREMELY[/b] close to you or they have a nose as powerful as that of a dog, they won't be able to smell your breath.[/QUOTE]If your parents always tell you that people can smell your breath, then maybe you have problems?
There is this one tooth in my mouth that is completely devoid of blood, I removed shards of it a few days ago, and I can't pick it out because it's too small. This bitch has been around for almost 6 years and it hurts. I'm going to pull that fucker out with pliers...
[QUOTE=Angry Frenchman;32495563]wait how old are you[/QUOTE] 14. I don't even know why I have to put up with this bullshit. [editline]26th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Glitch360;32495607]If your parents always tell you that people can smell your breath, then maybe you have problems?[/QUOTE] One problem to your theory, I got out of the house without brushing my teeth a couple of times and no one noticed my breath.
well i mean because it's basic hygiene
[QUOTE=KingKombat;32495815]well i mean because it's basic hygiene[/QUOTE] I don't take showers or brush my teeth every day, am I gonna die?
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;32495862]I don't take showers or brush my teeth every day, am I gonna die?[/QUOTE]No, but your social life will
Facepunch? Social Life? The two have never gone together.
the guys who are like "herp derp a girlfriend? Nobody has a girlfriend on FP!" or shit like that that implies we're all big fat losers
when people are like "hey lets play rock paper scissors" and I say fine because they always lose and there like "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh chuck norris!!!!!!!! he beats errything and theres nothing you can do lolololololl" god I hate that
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32495935]the guys who are like "herp derp a girlfriend? Nobody has a girlfriend on FP!" or shit like that that implies we're all big fat losers[/QUOTE] People who can't detect Internet Sarcasm
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