• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=SoaringScout;32495862]I don't take showers or brush my teeth every day, am I gonna die?[/QUOTE] not but then again neither are homeless people
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32493460]What the fuck does "swag" mean anyway?[/QUOTE] Me and my buddy were talking about that word, so I looked up it's actual definition and saw swag/swag/ Verb: Arrange in or decorate with a swag or swags of fabric. Noun: An ornamental festoon of flowers, fruit, and greenery: "ribbon-tied swags of flowers". also having to wait in a doctors office sucks
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;32496030]People who can't detect Internet Sarcasm[/QUOTE] In some people's defense; Sometimes it's hard to detect sarcasm in text...
People who sling around knowledge they don't have. Kind of like me, actually.
"Ribbon Tied Swags of Flowers" would be a great band name. [editline]26th September 2011[/editline] That this thread suddenly exploded with posts. :v:
When facepunch prevents me from seriously working on my essay You know what, fuck this essay too. I do not remember shit about the book I read over the summer, why the fuck must I write a [I]goddamned essay[/I] on it
Thank God we don't have summer homework. What kind of stupid shit is that, lol.
[QUOTE=sa2fan;32496223]Thank God we don't have summer homework. What kind of stupid shit is that, lol.[/QUOTE] Read a book over the summer and write an essay on it And now we're writing another one, fuck
Fucking pimples on the edge of the inside of my nostril. WHY DO YOU EXIST ITS SO HARD TO POP YOU
[QUOTE=Slithersoul;32496175]When facepunch prevents me from seriously working on my essay You know what, fuck this essay too. I do not remember shit about the book I read over the summer, why the fuck must I write a [I]goddamned essay[/I] on it[/QUOTE]Sounds like a bullshit assignment anyway... 'Read this bullshit book, and write a generic essay on it while i sit in my desk and watch hard core asian ass porn on my laptop'
[QUOTE=MightyMax;32496399]Sounds like a bullshit assignment anyway... 'Read this bullshit book, and write a generic essay on it while i sit in my desk and watch hard core asian ass porn on my laptop'[/QUOTE] General education requirements are bullshit in HS, why can't I learn to be what I want to be instead of doing pointless goddamn math and learning English- I mean, writing pointless essays that I'll never need to do? Oh and fuck you too college, you're no better.
People who just give too many fucks about some stupid shit.
[QUOTE=eninco;32496502]People who just give too many fucks about some stupid shit.[/QUOTE] This times a thousand, my dad is CONSTANTLY complaining about the stupidest most pointless shit and it pisses me off to no end.
High School. I'm good looking, I have friends, what ever you want. I still don't like it. The people at my High School honestly treat it like this: [video=youtube;OZgDvuq2mKo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZgDvuq2mKo&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PLDEB4CCD103A2225C[/video] [editline]26th September 2011[/editline] Also the fact that I have been on EA live support chat in a different tab and I've missed the representative and had to restart[B][I][U] 4 FUCKING TIMES[/U][/I][/B] [editline]26th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=eninco;32496502]People who just give too many fucks about some stupid shit.[/QUOTE] Ahh, you saw my post in the "Feel Better" thread
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;32496030]People who can't detect Internet Sarcasm[/QUOTE] it's an old and overused joke, and I'm sick of that shit
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32496764]it's an old and overused joke, and I'm sick of that shit[/QUOTE] It's also significantly stereotypical. And stereotypes are such a wonderful thing to base opinions off, aren't they?
Pagekings. They make me feel like a rating whore, and I don't like that...
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32496916] "BULLSHIT. PROGRAMS DON'T JUST STOP RESPONDING, YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO IT. IT'S YOUR OWN FUCKING FAULT IF YOU FAIL THIS COURSE." [/QUOTE] I'm going to teach him how fucking computers work...
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32496916]Fuck, I'm pissed. I've been working on a history paper on Stalin for the past couple of hours on and off. My ADD didn't help me on this one. After I was 600 words into said paper and 100 words away from finishing it, I go to save it. "THIS PROGRAM IS NOT RESPONDING". That pissed me off, but not as much as what came up next. I walked my little sister home to my fucking dickhead stepfather (the reason I moved out) and he asks me how my paper is going. I explain to him what happened and he starts yelling at me. "WELL, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE RUNNING IN THE BACKGROUND?" "Nothing. I went to save and it stopped responding." "BULLSHIT. PROGRAMS DON'T JUST STOP RESPONDING, YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO IT. IT'S YOUR OWN FUCKING FAULT IF YOU FAIL THIS COURSE." Jesus, I am not ready to write it again. I have enough bullshit to put up with in school already, I don't need this.[/QUOTE] I generally get really pissed off at people who assume they know more about computers than you and force that opinion onto you. Yeah, I've been dealing with these for most of my life, and I pretty much know XP's interface off by heart. But obviously you know more because your voice is louder
[QUOTE=eninco;32496937]I'm going to teach him how fucking computers work...[/QUOTE] By shoving one up his ass? I don't think that's how computers work at all.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32497003] He thinks that Steam was a virus, though. I still kind of laugh at that...[/QUOTE] My dad thinks this. He puts this bullshit timer that logs me off after 5 hours. He says "Why the fuck are these programs still going? It logged you off." I reply "Are you retarded? Auto-logoff's log me off, but DOESN'T STOP THE FUCKING PROGRAM!!!!"
Oh yeah, "Games" give you viruses. I haven't heard that one in a while, but it's still both incredulously irritating and hilarious.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32497054]"I have more life experience than you. I think I know how computers work more than you, Alex." "Life experience doesn't equal technological intelligence." "You're grounded." DHKJFKSDGHVLSDHGSDFKLUG[/QUOTE] *Has an F in Chemistry because my teacher was a strict fuck on [B]ONE FUCKING ASSIGNMENT!!![/B]* "No games this weekend." SJLGHSKLDJGHSOGKJHSLKDGJLKDFGJSLKDFGJ!!!! But honestly I don't mind, because I can just catch up on my Doctor Who, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and dare I say MLP...
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32497132]I never understood the hate for the show, to be honest. I DO however, understand why people hate the die-hard fans...Jesus Christ, I've met too many of them.[/QUOTE] A lot of them are not pretty. Not pretty at all, and incredibly disturbing and obsessed with truisms.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32497132]I never understood the hate for the show, to be honest. I DO however, understand why people hate the die-hard fans...Jesus Christ, I've met too many of them.[/QUOTE] They scare me man. In fact, I have a special spot in my fears dedicated to them...
On the flipside, there are a fair few who are pretty much logical normal people, who just watch the show. Because that's all it is. A show.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32496916]Fuck, I'm pissed. I've been working on a history paper on Stalin for the past couple of hours on and off. My ADD didn't help me on this one. After I was 600 words into said paper and 100 words away from finishing it, I go to save it. "THIS PROGRAM IS NOT RESPONDING". That pissed me off, but not as much as what came up next. I walked my little sister home to my fucking dickhead stepfather (the reason I moved out) and he asks me how my paper is going. I explain to him what happened and he starts yelling at me. "WELL, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE RUNNING IN THE BACKGROUND?" "Nothing. I went to save and it stopped responding." "BULLSHIT. PROGRAMS DON'T JUST STOP RESPONDING, YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO IT. IT'S YOUR OWN FUCKING FAULT IF YOU FAIL THIS COURSE." Jesus, I am not ready to write it again. I have enough bullshit to put up with in school already, I don't need this.[/QUOTE] Bro, I cannot tell you how fucking much I know how you feel.
Your parents seem to just want you to be their exact idea of what a good son should be, regardless of what you actually think. So they see it as "disobedience"
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32497262]Senseless grounding. I can understand if I do something wrong, but I've been grounded quite literally almost hundreds of times for shit that wasn't justified. Here are some examples -Buttering toast wrong (this wasn't me but rather my brother. Nevertheless, it's still horseshit.) -Taking my laptop on a road trip because "laptops aren't meant for transportation." -Playing video games on a Wednesday that was meant for chores that I wasn't informed about. -Getting a call from the school for not doing an assignment I wasn't there for (5 fucking months.) -Not wanting to go to a family barbecue because I had made plans to do something else that day. -Using my grandparent's computer because "it's not mine to use" (even though they say that it's as much theirs as it is mine. 2 months for this one.) -Playing a "T" rated game at age 11. (2 months due to a character saying "shit".) I'm sure there's more, but that's off the top of my head.[/QUOTE] What did you do to get such sensless parents? I can honestly say that, if there is a God, he's got a fucking warped and unfunny sense of humor.
having to make porn maintenance you know what I'm talking about your porn folder starts to feel a little boring so you have to go spend a bunch of time saving new pictures to that folder to freshen it up or you got a comic and that shit is all over the folder now
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