Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;32543076][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/DB_Tank%C5%8Dbon.png[/img]
excuse me what the fuck are you saying[/QUOTE]
I was about to post this when I was reading up, so I cant say how much I fucking agree with you.
[QUOTE=Bokito;32544427]I was about to post this when I was reading up, so I cant say how much I fucking agree with you.[/QUOTE]
Hell, even DBZ's 10 minute powering-up scenes were enjoyable. I loved DBZ ever since my Godfather first introduced it to me, my older bro, and my dad. We all loved the show.
Was watching a video on youtube that had a clip of surfin' bird in it. When the credits rolled it listed the song as "The bird is the Word" and the artist as "Family guy".
wat
[QUOTE=Kalan Yamato;32543740]Fuck yeah Dragon Ball is awesome
Except for 100 episode long fights in DBZ. Those get in my nerves.[/QUOTE]
How many Super Sayans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but it takes 25 episodes to do it.
/harmless joke
This beanbag I found keeps turning up everywhere.
I think it's possessed.
Just how low-kept my schools bathrooms are.
We have a total of 5 male bathrooms and 1 out of those 5 actually work when it comes to pooping.
Here are some of the things wrong with each of the bathrooms:
Oh, heads up. Finish up what you're eating
Bathroom 1: Semi-clogged up toilet, takes 2-3 flushes to flush a small amount of poop
Bathroom 2: 2 Completely Clogged Toilets garbage everywhere, toilet paper everywhere.
Bathroom 3: Reeks of weed, there is a pair of jean short shorts(?) in one of the urinals. There is small bits of magical unknown stuff on the rim of the toilet.
Bathroom 4: Everything is well kept, with the exception of one of the soap dispensers missing. This is where a gentleman will poop. There are also some graffiti to read while pooping. On the door there is "WE DONT NEED NO PLANNER BUT WE DO NEED A ROOTER" which I had no fucking clue what that meant. So I grabbed a pen and changed rooter to rooster.
Bathroom 5: Leftover bits vomit from last year on the ceiling, clogged toilet.
There are also staff bathrooms which you need a key to get into, which I am always trying to open.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;32544686]This beanbag I found keeps turning up everywhere.
I think it's possessed.[/QUOTE]
Or it's the gremlins
I've lost my expensive Android cellphone, a specific undergarment, many of my video games and a few toys to them
And even today they're nowhere to be found
The cellphone was the weirdest, I knew where it was at and then it was gone
"It's not a joke because I don't find it funny!"
Actually, you're wrong. As long as the person who made the joke intended for it to be funny, it's a joke. Your smug opinion doesn't overrule facts.
Okay. We have this thing called "NiceNet" that we use at our school. The teachers post a "Current Event", or a discussion topic that relates to news. You are required to post a comment about the article, and respond to someone else's, while following the guidelines.
Seems okay, right?
[B]WRONG[/B]
Not to sound narcissistic, but I try to make my comments as long and information filled as possible. My friends try to do so as well. Sometimes we get pulled off to the side for reasons saying "You had no source on X" or "X doesn't really make sense". That's okay, we want it to be as perfect as we can get it. But some kids get off scot-free.
On a topic about Communication w/ Dolphins, this is one of said kid's legitimate comments, I'm not kidding:
i disigree with u cuz dolphins have the ability to swim but gorilas dont so dont act like u know evrythin
I fuck with you not.
I hate [B]EVERYTHING[/B] about that "Class Tool"
[editline]29th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=SockFC;32544835]"It's not a joke because I don't find it funny!"
Actually, you're wrong. As long as the person who made the joke intended for it to be funny, it's a joke. Your smug opinion doesn't overrule facts.[/QUOTE]
Unless it tries to be offensive. But there's a definite difference between "I just don't find it funny" to "Let's mess with X group/person"
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;32544873]i disigree with u cuz dolphins have the ability to swim but gorilas dont so dont act like u know evrythin[/QUOTE]
That's like saying 'birds can fly but lizards can't so they suck'
[QUOTE=Zenpod;32539350]I got a short one I wrote on here somewhere, Let me find it[/QUOTE]
Found it, Will just give you the small bit that the teacher made me stop at reading out
[quote]"SHUT YA' FOWL HOLE YA' CRETIN'" Chris's new pirate form boomed, His hand shot up and with a brilliant blue light summoned a musical instrument. It was a long white Keytar with a Scimitar like blade along the side.
"TO THE LOCKER WITH YA'" Screamed Chris, Bringing down the Keytar on the receptionist. The sheer force of the keytar added to the shear awesome of Chris's new flowing beard caused everyones head within the reception into a large blood explosion which showered the before pristine white room into a medieval torture pit. The Receptionist however got the worse of it, Her Instines had shot outwards and wrapped her neck, Which was rapidly shortening due to the large keytar being brought down on her head. Brain matter shot out of her nose all over the Scruffy Bearded Pirate [/quote]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32544694]When this one girl I know uses dyslexia as an excuse when she doesn't even have it.
Here's one of her comments:
"It`s my last fucking year. I`m dyslexic which means it`s even harder at school. Second term I`m all by my self. I`m not you Alex. Stop comparing, everyone is different."
Most people with dyslexia don't talk without spelling errors 99.9% of the time.[/QUOTE]
Uh... You know that dyslexia doesn't necessarily impair one's ability to use a spell checker, right?
[QUOTE=Gilboron;32545123]Uh... You know that dyslexia doesn't necessarily impair one's ability to use a spell checker, right?[/QUOTE]
Write, be cause spell chalk her is dutch an prefect solvent.
[sp]And yes, I did use Firefox's spell checker to write that.[/sp]
Speaking of spell checker, one time when I was writing an essay for World History, "plebian" (that was how our teacher spelled it) auto-corrected into "lesbian". My teacher called a conference...
[QUOTE=Zenpod;32545103]Found it, Will just give you the small bit that the teacher made me stop at reading out[/QUOTE]
Blood for the Blood Pirate?
[QUOTE=Zenpod;32545103]Found it, Will just give you the small bit that the teacher made me stop at reading out[/QUOTE]
I see some grammatical and spelling errors
I loved it though
[QUOTE=Zenpod;32545103]Found it, Will just give you the small bit that the teacher made me stop at reading out[/QUOTE]
i want to direct or act in this movie
How the fact that pop-culture is fucking shoved down my throat [b]BY THE FUCKING SCHOOL![/B]
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;32545812]Our school "spirit" shirts have a picture of Charlie Sheen with "Duh, winning." on it.[/QUOTE]
NO
[IMG]http://i36.tinypic.com/29cus1j.jpg[/IMG]
Last week at our school's pep rally, they played "Friday". My ears bled
"Google Chrome cannot remember your settings. Enjoy having to re-download all your apps kthxbai"
[QUOTE=SockFC;32545897]"Google Chrome cannot remember your settings. Enjoy having to re-download all your apps kthxbai"[/QUOTE]
Speaking of [I]Google[/I], the crappy school computers can pull up Gmail, etc. instantly. My gaming computer at home? Nah.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32529836]My mom just told me to come out in the living room and have a seat.
She fucking holds me down and starts trying to pop a blackhead in my eyebrow that's barely visible and flips a shit when I get her off of me.
"PERSONAL IMAGE! THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU AT SCHOOL, ISN'T IT? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HOW YOU LOOK, YOU WON'T EVEN LET ME POP A BLACKHEAD ON YOUR FACE!"
"Mom, it's [I]my[/I] face. I honestly never noticed it until YOU pointed it out. Why are you trying to do this anyway? You might as well be trying to wash my hair in the shower or something. I'm 17, I can take care of it."
"I WANT YOUR LAPTOP OUT ON THE LIVING ROOM COFFEE TABLE RIGHT NOW, MISTER."
What in the fuck.[/QUOTE]
dude, are you going to university or college or something next year, and if so are you living away from home
I turned in a short essay a month ago and it took until NOW to grade it.
At least I did good on it.
[quote=My English Teacher]Thank you for sharing your Tahoe trip ******. It sounds like you had a great time. You have a strong understanding of detail and this brings life to your paper. There is a clear sequence of events here and you’re well on your way to a good writing career. There are a few areas I marked above for work, but overall, this is a good paper. 90/100 (4). *****.[/quote]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32544718]Just how low-kept my schools bathrooms are.
We have a total of 5 male bathrooms and 1 out of those 5 actually work when it comes to pooping.
Here are some of the things wrong with each of the bathrooms:
Oh, heads up. Finish up what you're eating
Bathroom 1: Semi-clogged up toilet, takes 2-3 flushes to flush a small amount of poop
Bathroom 2: 2 Completely Clogged Toilets garbage everywhere, toilet paper everywhere.
Bathroom 3: Reeks of weed, there is a pair of jean short shorts(?) in one of the urinals. There is small bits of magical unknown stuff on the rim of the toilet.
Bathroom 4: Everything is well kept, with the exception of one of the soap dispensers missing. This is where a gentleman will poop. There are also some graffiti to read while pooping. On the door there is "WE DONT NEED NO PLANNER BUT WE DO NEED A ROOTER" which I had no fucking clue what that meant. So I grabbed a pen and changed rooter to rooster.
Bathroom 5: Leftover bits vomit from last year on the ceiling, clogged toilet.
There are also staff bathrooms which you need a key to get into, which I am always trying to open.[/QUOTE]
The walls to the bathrooms at my school are extremely low, so sometimes people will look over to see if there anyone in there. It makes taking a shit at school extremely nerve wracking.
When my parents order me to stop listening to metal. Fuck off, if I like metal, then deal with it.
[QUOTE=tier56;32546324]When my parents order me to stop listening to metal. Fuck off, if I like metal, then deal with it.[/QUOTE]
My ex-step-dad (divorced now :saddowns:) was a total metal fan. In fact, he's the reason I listen to metal. My mom listens to Dream Theater and Judas Priest too.
Sucks that your parents don't like metal. I hope for your sake that they aren't gospel/pop fans.
[QUOTE=SockFC;32545897]"Google Chrome cannot remember your settings. Enjoy having to re-download all your apps kthxbai"[/QUOTE]
Oh my God, this just happened to me a few days ago.
[QUOTE=KingKombat;32545400]i want to direct or act in this movie[/QUOTE]
Some more Quotes, I'll try and post the whole thing tomorrow, It's not a good standard, It needs patching up, these bits are all original though
[QUOTE]The Large scraggy pirate walked towards the lift
"OP'N YA' DOORS' He screamed, The Elevator Stared back blankly.
"AYE SAID OP'N" The pirate shouted with such force, the male corpses in the reception are instantly grew large amounts of chest hair, but still, the elevator did not react.
The Pirate Screamed again, This time driving his Keytar directly into the Doors, Blowing them off and causing the now floating souls of the dead in the lobby's heads to explode. The Pirate Wrenched the bent steel from the frame and poked his head into the shaft, Looking upwards, Chris could see that the elevator had blow up from shear stress of the Pirates final scream.
"Aye'll be ne'd'in a ship f'ur this"
The Pirate walked outside, into the bustling street, few people seem to have noticed the entire pirate slaughter that had just occurred, No-one even noticed the Blood covered keytar holding-Pirate.
"N'ey'd to clear the area then" Muttered the pirate, Reaching down for his keytar. Tapping his blood-soaked fingers against the flawless ivory keys, He played a few notes.
The sound split the city centre, Glass shattered, The ground shook. People Screamed, but then, he hit the final chord.
The Entire city centre Jumped, Thousands of Bodies flew into the air, Exploding at the power of the note. Entrails painted the square Red.
"Aye, That be better"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]The Ghost ship hit the Tower, Forcing its way directly into the Offices, Chris jumped off the Bow, Into the Offices, Shocked workers barely had time to gasp as the Pirate slashed them In two with the scimitar styled instrument, Within seconds, The entire floor was engulfed in Blood. The five other pirates hopped from the ship, Running after Chris.
"BLOOD" one screamed.
Chris hit the stairs, Jumping 6 steps at a time, 10 more floors he thought. At the top of the Stairs, The Damage was evident, the mast had formed a line through 8 floors, Security forces poured out of a small office, Screaming and Discharging weapons. The Pirate gave no care, Weapons wouldn't harm him. He shot forward and hit one guard with the blunt side of the keytar, Decapitating him with such force, the head flew off and hit another guard and killed him.
The Pirate pulled a Flintlock pistol from within his beard
"Be gone with Ye!, TO THE DEPTHS" as he fired downwards. The shot released a thousand little sparks that shot directly into the guards like tiny little knifes. The Corpses fell into tightly refined chucks as the pirate continued [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=tier56;32546324]When my parents order me to stop listening to metal. Fuck off, if I like metal, then deal with it.[/QUOTE]
I'm happy my Dad listens to Iron Maiden.
[editline]29th September 2011[/editline]
When I turned my speakers on and was playing music loud, it scared my dog away while I was petting him next to me. I feel bad now.
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;32546384]I hope for your sake that they aren't gospel/pop fans.[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately, they are.
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