Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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A goddamn moth flew into my room. It wasn't a giant one because I thought it was a bee. Then I'm thinking, "at 6 am? No."
So I got a Kleenex and squished that fucker when landed on my bed. Now I have a brown stain. On my clean blanket. Grr.
If it was a huge one I think I would've shat myself and said "HOLY FUCK" loud enough to wake up the entire city.
When there's a song you want to hear but don't know what it's called.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32544718]Just how low-kept my schools bathrooms are.
We have a total of 5 male bathrooms and 1 out of those 5 actually work when it comes to pooping.
Here are some of the things wrong with each of the bathrooms:
Oh, heads up. Finish up what you're eating
Bathroom 1: Semi-clogged up toilet, takes 2-3 flushes to flush a small amount of poop
Bathroom 2: 2 Completely Clogged Toilets garbage everywhere, toilet paper everywhere.
Bathroom 3: Reeks of weed, there is a pair of jean short shorts(?) in one of the urinals. There is small bits of magical unknown stuff on the rim of the toilet.
Bathroom 4: Everything is well kept, with the exception of one of the soap dispensers missing. This is where a gentleman will poop. There are also some graffiti to read while pooping. On the door there is "WE DONT NEED NO PLANNER BUT WE DO NEED A ROOTER" which I had no fucking clue what that meant. So I grabbed a pen and changed rooter to rooster.
Bathroom 5: Leftover bits vomit from last year on the ceiling, clogged toilet.
There are also staff bathrooms which you need a key to get into, which I am always trying to open.[/QUOTE]Jesus Christ, even my school bathrooms are cleaner than this.
Aside from finding piss and pubic hair on the rims.
I love holding it in until the moment I get into my bathroom at home.
[editline]30th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=ball;32549591]My girlfriend is more 'mature' than everyone else, and for this reason, everyone thinks they can take advantage of her. her doctor today was feeling her up and trying to take her bra off (she got pushed down stone stairs) and was like.. fingering her butthole.. It pisses me off.[/QUOTE]Reading this makes me so glad that my girlfriend is afraid of doctors.
I watched the Gadget show yesterday, my rage...
"HERE WE HAVE THE iPAD, THE NEWEST HIGH TECH SUPREME GADGET FROM APPLE. LOOK AT ALL OF THESE APPS!"
He then started to compare iOS with Windows 7 (for some fucking unknown reason)
"I THINK WINDOWS 7 IS MUCH BETTER TO TYPE ON" (Mate what the fuck windows 7 is the OS, not the keyboard
"THE iPAD HAS LOTS OF FUN APPS TO PLAY WITH BUT IT'S INCREDIBLY HARD TO TYPE ON IT"
Just fucking use word you stupid mid-life-crisis bald cunt
*Downloading an update*
"I don't know what to do..."
[QUOTE=ball;32550746]Long distance man..
[/QUOTE]
[h2]THEN GET A LONGER STICK[/h2]
Just checked the people who were viewing the thread. Eninco, when the fuck did you get Gold?
nvm i saw donutsalad was being a nice guy
[editline]30th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=ball;32549820]She was switching classes and got pushed down 10 stone stairs and got cut and bruised everywhere. She went to the doctors to check to see what was wrong with her. The doctor did not hesitate to try to take her bra off. He was rubbing her back and her butt, and was trying to go to her butthole. She told him to get off and he didnt, he just moved up to her shoulders. She finally had enough and ran out of the office.[/QUOTE]
what
the
FUCK
[editline]30th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32552788]I really don't want to go to school today.
Wish me luck, guys.[/QUOTE]
Same here. Don't worry, bro. At least today's Friday. :D
When someone is mad at something. And when u ask them something, they are like "Fuck off"'. It's not my problem your mad at something which I don't even know.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;32552894]Just checked the people who were viewing the thread. Eninco, when the fuck did you get Gold?
[/QUOTE]
I don't know, I woke up and there it was...
[QUOTE=eninco;32552978]I don't know, I woke up and there it was...[/QUOTE]
You should thank Donutsalad.
[sp]check your ban history thing[/sp]
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;32553000]You should thank Donutsalad.
[sp]check your ban history thing[/sp][/QUOTE]
It's going to be hard thanking him, because he's perma'd...
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32548174]Going to apparently get beat up tomorrow for posting this on my wall.
"Modern Warfare 3 is going to blow just as much as the last one did. Sure, the multiplayer will be fun, but even that will be ruined from all of the 13 year olds on the servers.
Goddamn, why are we buying the same game every year? I stopped after MW2 for a reason. Am I the only one who sees this? — at Town of Annapolis Royal."
[editline]29th September 2011[/editline]
Shitstorm happened and insults came from every which way.
In the end, me and a group of friends are surrounded by fucking idiots who want to beat us up.[/QUOTE] Some of my friends agree with me that MW3 will be shit. But unfortunetaley, many think that we're fucking retarded.
How all of my friends are gonna get MW3. They have no idea what Skyrim is, or even Battlefield.
How crappy the computers at schools are.
my sleeping schedule doesn't give a fuck about logic at all
was up till like 3:30 AM last night and woke up way earlier than normally and wide awake too
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32553389]my sleeping schedule doesn't give a fuck about logic at all
was up till like 3:30 AM last night and woke up way earlier than normally and wide awake too[/QUOTE]
I always wake up at 3 AM no matter how late or early I go to sleep. So I always have to sit there in my bed for 4 hours waiting for the sun to come up.
I really hate it when I've made a post in a thread and I want to make another but it contrasts with the last one and I don't want to discourage ratings so I wait for someone to post so I can but it takes them forever to fucking post
That I have 1 term of school left and it's only 6 weeks long. 2 of which are exam block weeks where I don't even have to come to school and I have only 1 exam because all of my other subjects are assignment based.
Waking up and your tongue is all dried and shriveled up because you slept with your mouth open all night with a fan pointing at you.
Eugh, disgusting.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32546421]It'll be 3 hours away, roughly.[/QUOTE]
your whole life will change for the better
Memes. Theyre fucking everywhere, everyone over uses them.
[QUOTE=ball;32550746]Long distance man..
[editline]30th September 2011[/editline]
i probably could though..[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure either you or her is completely bullshitting this story.
When your PhysEd teacher promises dodgeball or and actual game activity the next day, and you end up getting it the next week. Then you have a fitness day and run a mile on the day you forget your asthma inhaler, then you become sick towards the end of the day, so no point in signing-out, and then the next day they play dodgeball/other fun activity rather than constant exercises, and you are at home sick as fuck. Also, people who think they can do whatever the fuck they please because they can sit on their asses at home, smoke pot, and watch jersey fucking shore.
That I'm losing sleep over retarded shit
[i]Fuck you brain I don't go to sleep at 10:00 so that you can think of pointless shit and make me fall asleep at 12:00 then wake up at 6:00[/i]
-snoop-
[QUOTE=ball;32550746]Long distance man..
[editline]30th September 2011[/editline]
i probably could though..[/QUOTE]
Yeah, uhm, how about convincing her to call the cops or go there yourself and call the cops on that sick fuck of a doctor?
ITT: First world teenage problems
When you watch fight club at 1am and needing to wake up at 9am..
Go to sleep at 3am because you had no idea it was 2 hours fucking long..
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;32554568]When you watch fight club at 1am and needing to wake up at 9am..
Go to sleep at 3am because you had no idea it was 2 hours fucking long..[/QUOTE]
That's an average length for a film, what's the problem? Kind of your own fault.
[QUOTE=LightOfDarkness;32554344]That I'm losing sleep over retarded shit
[i]Fuck you brain I don't go to sleep at 10:00 so that you can think of pointless shit and make me fall asleep at 12:00 then wake up at 6:00[/i][/QUOTE]
Watch TV shows. Keeps your brain focused, and it's easier to fall asleep. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/wrench.png[/img]
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