Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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There's a really annoying kid in my class who is almost universally hated by the entire class with one or two exceptions.
Why, do you ask? He has the most annoying voice possibly imaginable, no indoor voice, and constantly lies to try to make himself sound cool.
Most recently he claimed he had a full paid scholarship to MIT. Let's see why this is bullshit
A) He's a junior, that shit shouldn't be coming
B) He constantly cuts class and his grades show it.
C) MIT would not even consider paying full tuition for ANYONE.
More than that, he constantly goes on about how great Russia is, before bitching out anybody that even mentions Russia at all in outside context. One of the most satisfying moments of my life was when my friend (An actual Russian) overheard him talking about how great Stalin was. Shit got real.
My friend walked over, grabbed him by his shirt and lifted him up, before telling him that if he so much as thought about giving any praise to Stalin, he'd have his ass beaten within seconds.
I could go on much more about this, but really, I don't think he's worth the effort.
You know what makes me pissed off more than anything?
How I can't play a thing.
Ignore the *s, it's the consequence when typing all this on the iPod notepad
These group of homosexuals that keep bugging me.*
There is 3 of them.*
1 used to be a player and he dated a girl for like 3 days and suddenly just stopped his interest in dating. He just *says "HI MATT" every single fucking day in the weirdest way. Only my friends call me Matt and HE IS NOT MY FRIEND. I met his mother and she told me stories about how he always breaks up with the pretty ones and that he says that girls are boring (RED FLAG, RED FLAG)
1 just has horrible breath and is socially akward. He always says
"HiiiIIIIIiiiiIIII MaaaaAAAAaaaattttt"
and always tries to hang out with me at lunch.*
1 is just socially retarded. He giggles every second. One time he knocked on my classroom door just to say hi to me, WHEN IT WASN'T EVEN HIS CLASS. I was so fucking embarrassed.*
I tell them to literally "Fuck off" because "Please go away", "go away", and "piss off" is not working.*
I tell them that I don't want to be friends with them but they don't take no for an answer.
Also, don't say "You're just a homophobic, burger." because I am bisexual myself but I would NEVER EVER NEVER fuck a male who goes to my school OR get fucked by one.*
You're just a homophobic, burger.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;32662509]You're just a homophobic, burger.[/QUOTE]
Would you like to see my porn collection
Makes Gmod Videos.
Know they're pretty bad, but thinks the TF2 Media thread might enjoy them.
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SHITSTORM SHITSTORM SHITSTORM [/B]
Goddamnit I [I]know they're bad[/I], Is it wrong of me to think someone might atleast chuckle?
Goddamnit.
None of my friends know Bo Burnham..
[U]RANT ALERT![/U]
Oh hey wait. I got some actual content.
You see, our school is so poor that they were using thin clients with no local processing power until this year. So, they get 5 okay computers that can play Minecraft and Halo [We play it on LAN at lunch] Usually it's a big contest of people just sitting there right after lunch starts.
So anyway, we aren't allowed on Youtube unless it's educational, and there's this one kid [Let's call him A.] who's like "I don't care if we aren't allowed on Youtube, I'm going to go on it anyway." we're always telling him that the IT guy is going to find out and kick his ass off there forever, but hey, he STILL goes on it.
So basically, a normal day's convo goes like this:
Me: No Youtube.
A: I don't care, I'm going on anyway.
Friend: Too bad, the IT guy will find out, you'll be banned off of em.
A: I'm still going on it anyway.
Me: Okay then. Hope you enjoy not being able to go on the computers.
A: I SAID I DON'T CARE!
Oh yea, the IT I was talking about, they don't do shit.
Damn man someone needs to fix this school. Stupid shit happens every day.
[b]TL;DR Kid goes on Youtube when not allowed, IT is supposed to ban him but they do shit.[/b]
[editline]HEY[/editline]
Also, I don't record my voice because it's too damn high.
Also, FilmSlacker, what part of Canada do you live in? Sounds a bit like where I live, except for the valley part.
All my fiance's mother does is sit on her bum and play FarmVille, Cafe World, and whatever Facebook games she feels like playing. All day, every day. No job, no nothing. She keeps the bills paid by mooching off her daughter's many boy toys. It's.. Disturbing.
Then she whines to us saying we're lazy because we can't find work in the middle of nowhere.
I'm one rant away from packing my bags and leaving.
[QUOTE=Scientastic;32664252]All my fiance's mother does is sit on her bum and play FarmVille, Cafe World, and whatever Facebook games she feels like playing. All day, every day. No job, no nothing. She keeps the bills paid by mooching off her daughter's many boy toys. It's.. Disturbing.
Then she whines to us saying we're lazy because we can't find work in the middle of nowhere.
I'm one rant away from packing my bags and leaving.[/QUOTE]
Tell her she's a fucking lazy bitch and needs to get a job.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;32664428]Tell her she's a fucking lazy bitch and needs to get a job.[/QUOTE]
I have. She claimed she was too sick to work, then continued to scream at me over not having a job myself. (Too sick to work for her = possibility of cancer that gives her a reason to say 'but I'm siiick', laziness, fear of FarmVille withdrawal symptoms)
Let's see, what else pisses me off..
Kids' debates in the Mass Effect wiki talk pages. If you're going to use Star Trek arguments, use them right. [i]Please.[/i]
Was playing GMod yesterday and downloaded the PAC. I asked for help on a server and of course there's always that one asshole who says "Why help somebody that's too dumb to understand that"
So you expect me to know everything about an addon as soon as I download it?
I hope people realize I'm annoyed because that quote is from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, not Avenged Sevenfold...
fast threads, there is no use to it. it's full of the worst posts on the internet, hope someone deletes this shitstain
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;32665208]fast threads, there is no use to it. it's full of the worst posts on the internet, hope someone deletes this shitstain[/QUOTE]
You seem upset.
I seem to be sad. Don't really know why. Makes me mad royally though.
[editline]HEY[/editline]
Oh yeah, it sucks having a messed up sleeping pattern.
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;32665208]fast threads, there is no use to it. it's full of the worst posts on the internet, hope someone deletes this shitstain[/QUOTE]
You want all these worst posts of the internet in some other section?
Think for a second, man.
When you're in your room and you RM comes in right when you're about to go to bed and watches [I][B][U]wrestling[/U][/B][/I] for two hours.
[I]Whyyyyy[/I]
When i'm alone in the store I work at, and i'm literally 5 seconds away from closing the door and going home after a 4 hours shift. Then a large group of people rock up and are like "Hey bro, you open?" and store policy is if the doors are open we have to serve people.
So I stand there and endure all these people walking in on my freshly mopped floor, look at the ice creams (I work in an ice cream store) and spend 10 minutes deciding what the fuck they want every so often joking to me by saying "Oh man I wish I could have all of them".
HAHAHA...no I've heard that joke so many times it makes me want to kill you.
Anyway so now these people have all got their ice creams, they're SLOWLY walking towards to door because of course, they're in no rush. They might even pull out some tables that I had packed up already in an attempt to sit down.
When finally just when there is some hope i'll be able to go home, [b]more fucking poeple show up for some goddamn ice cream![/b]
[editline]8th October 2011[/editline]
Also when I tell someone that i'm going to close at 9:30. That does not mean come back at 9:29. That means get there 5 minutes before I fucking close so I don't have to stay open for you greedy assholes.
Sounds like you could use some ice cream, bro.
[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]
I bet you wish you could have it all, too.
Whenever you're on the bus, you get to the school, and then you have to do some bullshit emergency drill that you have to jump out of the bus and leave you're stuff in the bus.
[QUOTE=tier56;32666433]Whenever you're on the bus, you get to the school, and then you have to do some bullshit emergency drill that you have to jump out of the bus and leave, you're stuff in the bus.[/QUOTE]
The comma changed it entirely :v:
being forced to do pointless school work even after the teacher says "oh i'm not gonna grade this it's just to help you"
if it helped me i'd do it myself lmao
[QUOTE=FFStudios;32666791]being forced to do pointless school work even after the teacher says "oh i'm not gonna grade this it's just to help you"
if it helped me i'd do it myself lmao[/QUOTE]
Yeah, education's for losers. lmaaoo xDDDDD.
My alarm clock makes me want to slam my head into the fucking wall until I'm god damn dead
[QUOTE=revan740;32666823]Yeah, education's for losers. lmaaoo xDDDDD.[/QUOTE]
that's not what i said moron
My mom often starts driving as soon as I step in the car, I think she is trying to kill me.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;32667551]One mother around here was dropping her kid off at school, and his jacket got caught in the door. She sped off without a second thought and dragged the kid about half a mile on concrete. That's why I always make sure my sister is safe when I drop her off.
So, yeah. Watch out.[/QUOTE]
Hey man aren't you supposed to be in school?
People who are so desperate to prove someone wrong they don't even think before they post.
My girlfriend's friends. Now, some of them are my friends too, we all get along very well, but I'm so fucking mad at them right now. Here's what happened:
Amanda was so happy today because I was finally able to help her shake off a lot of stress last night before bed. She was smiling, she held my hand in that same, tight, loving manner that she always does, she even mewled a bit in her cute voice (I'm practically convinced she's a cat trapped inside a human body). As we were about to depart to go to our last classes of the day, she was still very happy.
Then, when I was getting my stuff from my locker to go home, Amanda runs into my arms, sobbing into my chest. I asked her what's wrong and she said that her friends keep complaining that they never get to hang out, blaming it on how much she loves me. She said that she tried explaining to them that it's because they never ask her if they want to get together, but they wouldn't fucking listen. And I can't hang out with her today because my Mom isn't going to be home this afternoon to keep an eye on my little sister (Who suffers from PDD, a form of Autism that commonly gets mistaken with Asperger's).
On the subject of why I hate her friends, all they do is take Amanda for granted and dump all of their emotional shit on her, which is one of the reasons why she was so depressed and anxious last night. She says that I'm the only one who ever actually makes her feel good, and I can really believe that, because so many people make her feel like shit day in and day out.
[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]
Well, she said she finally got a response from her friends and is probably on her way to their house now. I'm happy for her now, but Jesus fucking Christ, they don't realize how badly some of these things can hurt her.
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