• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=KingKombat;31996886]it really has to do with the 'y' at the end. twenty-oh-5 just sounds dumb. nineteen-oh-5 just sounds better.[/QUOTE] that's opinion, but I just wish it would stay consistent 1705 seventeen oh five 1805 eighteen oh five 1905 nineteen oh five 2005 twenty oh five 2105 twenty-one oh five 2205 twenty-two oh five whatever I guess
*Cleaning up house* NateDude: Whew! Finally done! *sits down on chair and opens laptop* MomDude: NATEDUDE DID YOU DO XYZ YET?! NateDude: Oh, you didn't tell me i had to do XYZ, i'll do it now. *Gets up, does work, sits back down.* MomDude: NATEDUDE GET 'YUR ASS IN HERE THIS INSTANT! *Closes laptop, goes to MomDude.* MomDude: YOU CALL THIS DONE?! *XYZ is done, just not the same way she does it.* NateDude: Huh? It's done, just not in the same way you do it because i didn't knkw how, and it still fits/works/Etc. mostly the way it normally- MomDude: [highlight]BRING ME YOUR LAPTOP YOUNG MAN, YOU'VE LOST IT FOR THE WEEK/A DAY/AN HOUR.[/highlight] God Damnit.
[QUOTE=proch;31990078]When someone says "N00b camp some more" to me[/QUOTE] Someone told me that when I was playing BC2. He was on my team so I just said "Aye Aye sir". Banned :v:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Capture1102.PNG[/img] 5 minutes later, in the video's comments; [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Capture2101.PNG[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Capture344.PNG[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Capture420.PNG[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/44919ic5imf7.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;31997378][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Capture1102.PNG[/img] 5 minutes later, in the video's comments; [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Capture2101.PNG[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Capture344.PNG[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Capture420.PNG[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/44919ic5imf7.gif[/img][/QUOTE]Boy you better not be hating on the yogscast
[QUOTE=ITokez;31998423]Boy you better not be hating on the yogscast[/QUOTE] I think he's hating on the "x sent me here" assholes
[QUOTE=eninco;31996223]My dad assumes perfection from me and if I make one little mistake he busts a nut.[/QUOTE] your dad cums everytime you make mistakes?
How my parents assume that I am a vegetarian because I don't like chicken.
No fashion people jelly of fashion people. Go buy some clothes mudafucka
Today i was with my girlfriend. We have been friends for years and fell in love. Its been a while and everybody saw this coming. but this one jackass likes my girlfriend and even though shes told him to fuck off, in those words. Keeps trying to fuck with our relationship. Long Story Short. I hate assholes who fuck with relationships. I enlisted in the Military and he said straight to my face. "Cant wait till you go to basic." and i got dragged off the kid for it. Thanks for listening Facepunch
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When my dog fucking pisses in the hallway. Now, bear in mind my dog is pretty big, and when she pisses SHE FUCKING EXPLODES. There's fucking piss everywhere, the puddle can stretch all the way to the 2 walls of the hallway. If I use a towel the washing room will smell like a fucking hobo jacked off in there, and if I use paper towels I end up using a fuckton, so I JUST HAVE TO PICK MY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT POISON! WHEN I SEE MY FUCKING DOG PISS ON THE FLOOR I JUST WANNA FUCKING RAPE SOMETHING. Wow, I actually feel a bit better now. I used "fuck" 8 times in around 4 sentences holy shit. :v:
when I think racist and sexist thoughts. Like one time I was in the hall at my school and saw a dumbass black guy and was like "Fucking stupid black people" in my head well okay I made that up but sometimes I get thoughts almost identical to that and then I have to take a moment to be like "No, dipshit. Not all black people are stupid. Stop being an asshole."
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;31999084]-rage inducing story-[/QUOTE] I imagine that kid going "LOL i p0wn3d him hahaha. time to go play cod and own some noobs"
[QUOTE=thispieiscold;31951600]i got one in 2007, had about 5 games for it and i've never owned an ipod your move[/QUOTE] I borrowed my PS2 to a friend yesterday so that he could play San Andreas.
One thing that really get me mad is the fact that I haven't quit my school. Or the fact that I didn't drop out earlier. What I get now is instead of being extremely good at two subjects if I'd have dropped out I can suck at several different subjects and have a diploma to show my worth instead of skill.
More shit that gets you slightly in a bother, but that I'm liking google+ a bit more than FB but none of my friends have it. Praise to the mighty googlian overlords! Any facepunchians feel free to circle me or whatever the term is so I find some vague use for it :h: Oh and that Windows advert on tv at the moment, where it says 'This is *stupidname* and this is her 4 year old pc that she thinks she doesn't need to upgrade' which looks fairly decent for a 50 year old woman who doesn't need a fancy pile of shit she'll never use. Fucking tv man.
[QUOTE=NateDude;31997273]*Cleaning up house* NateDude: Whew! Finally done! *sits down on chair and opens laptop* MomDude: NATEDUDE DID YOU DO XYZ YET?! NateDude: Oh, you didn't tell me i had to do XYZ, i'll do it now. *Gets up, does work, sits back down.* MomDude: NATEDUDE GET 'YUR ASS IN HERE THIS INSTANT! *Closes laptop, goes to MomDude.* MomDude: YOU CALL THIS DONE?! *XYZ is done, just not the same way she does it.* NateDude: Huh? It's done, just not in the same way you do it because i didn't knkw how, and it still fits/works/Etc. mostly the way it normally- MomDude: [highlight]BRING ME YOUR LAPTOP YOUNG MAN, YOU'VE LOST IT FOR THE WEEK/A DAY/AN HOUR.[/highlight] God Damnit.[/QUOTE] Every fucking time I clean up. Even when I do it voluntarily. A "thanks for cleaning, but I would rather you do it this way" would be nice instead of grounding me for doing what she asked.
Fucking Facepunch. How do you manage to drag away 2 hours that I should've spent doing my work.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;31999084]I gave my honest opinion on the Fast and Furious movies on Facebook tonight. What happened afterward fucking pissed me off, and I know it shouldn't, but...this kid, he's...he's fucking retarded. Me: "They're good for entertainment, but they won't be remembered in 50 years like, say...Forrest Gump, Star Wars or The Godfather." That fucking kid: "Alex buddy, how many people have to tell you to shut the fuck up on all of your opinions. Your a dick." Me: It's just an opinion, dude. I expressed it. No harm done. That fucking kid: "u thinks very highly of your own opinion and thinks that it's the only one that matters. Now how about you stup fucking replying so these guys don't have 100,000 notifications, alright? Shut the fuck up... please.. and go take a shower. and ps star wars sux dumass" How nice. Fucking prick.[/QUOTE]Why not remove him?
When I'm trying to do something that takes concentration, and someone is talking to me. I was at a shooting range a while back shooting an M4, and I have someone standing behind me telling me how to shoot when I already know how.
When I'm typing something and Facepunch distracts me. Goddamn you guys quit being so interesting...
When people believe Canadian Stereotypes. I had some guy on Steam ask me if I lived near any igloos.
How my dad decided it would be a good idea to install a smoke alarm in my bedroom, the least likely place to have a fire, at the same height as my head without even asking or telling me about it. So from now on, whenever I go to leave the room I get more uncomfortable than if I was being watched by an old man with his cock out.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;32003503]How my dad decided it would be a good idea to install a smoke alarm in my bedroom, the least likely palce to have a fire, at the same height as my head without even asking or telling me about it. So form now on, whenever I go to leave the room I get more uncomfortable than if I was being watched by an old man with his cock out.[/QUOTE] hey atleastyou don't smoke.
My friend who hates Facepunch because it's, "nothing but a porn site". I should also mention she hates Minecraft because it's too cube.
People who drive 20 in a 40 (no corners or narrow parts). Admins that think if your better than them, your cheating.
[QUOTE=SockFC;32003610]My friend who hates Facepunch because it's, "nothing but a porn site".[/QUOTE] My friend called it a 4chan ripoff the second I showed it to him...
[QUOTE=XZXk;32003635]My friend called it a 4chan ripoff the second I showed it to him...[/QUOTE] That'd be the OIFY.
One of my friends said Facepunch is just "a reddit for 12 year olds"
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